New Corrie thread ****NO SPOILERS****

[JoxerGoesToStuttgart]

Last thread was full.

I posted this in the last thread but will post again here. It’s what I understand they’ve done to Norris’s house.

Not to mention they’re happily risking Tyler being tossed straight back in jail or young offenders for assisting them with this bonkers plan. So Michelle in jail, Vicky in jail and Tyler in jail and who gets the baby? Ding ding ding- it’s Robert!!! they might as well have just handed them the child when it’s born to save all the hassle.

It really was bollocks tonight

Agree its an ill thought out storyline.

Yes, at least Tim told Sally the truth fairly quickly. I thought there'd be one of those silly clichéd storylines where he starts to tell her, then someone knocks on the door and it never happens, then she finds clues and thinks he's having an affair.......!

Dr Ali to play obstetrician to Vicki? It seems the only solution as she can't go to hospital. Then set off to a new life in Ireland with Robert's share of bistro money.
Shona and David are being too happy and talking about adopting the children, by the laws of soapland this means that shit is about to hit the fan.

Is talking about the Xmas advert spoilers?
I mean it doesn't show much in it...
But..

For those that have seen the weird advert. When 'He' goes out the pub and opens the little gift box and sees the little thing inside, I wonder if Michelle or Vicky (or Shona thinking about it) might receive a similar gift for Xmas?

Does that make sense in a non specific spoilery way?

It makes sense to me Monkey, it’s hard to miss adverts for Corrie or Eastenders. I would get rid of a lot of the characters tbh, starting with Michelle can’t stand her.

Maybe Vicki and Michelle are a bit thick and haven't thought it through, not the writers, I know I am desperately clutching at straws here. Perhaps Vicki will be rushed to hospital, on Christmas day presumably, and give birth, and the jig will be up.

I love Dr Ali, he is my favourite doctor ever. The lady doctor is perhaps a better doctor, the very tall doctor who had an affair with Maxine was OK. But Dr Ali is tops.
Have the Aggie family decided to keep the temporary looking staircase? My neighbours had a thing like that for a few years but have just got a proper one.

Maybe Vicki and Michelle are a bit thick and haven't thought it through, not the writers

I hope so! I want to see someone like Ali saying “how on earth did you think that was going to work? Did you even think it through?”

I remember mrs Aggie, giving off to her husband about doing the banister on the stairs but it hasn’t been done yet.

It looks very draughty.

I zone out whenever the Aggie family come on. I didn't even know their surname until I saw it just now on this thread. I'm not interested in any of them at all.

I thought Aggie was a nurse, why is she doing working in Roy’s cafe?

Why are Carla and Peter now the street's counsellors/social workers ? Sounds like the set up for a joke: two alcoholics walk into a bar.....

Kym Marsh's acting is so appalling she was looking towards the door as Robert was grabbing her arm. Just as Peter and Carla walked into the Bistro. How come and why both of them at the same time ?

Carla was some sort of ministering angel around anyone in need of a shoulder to cry on. I thought she had the factreh (that's factory in a Manc accent) to run. Pretty good for someone who had a full scale nervous breakdown earlier this year.

Peter does, um, what exactly ? The story line of him buying the snooker hall died a death. He's either talking to Ken. Or talking to Daniel or increasingly joined at the hip with Carla. What.does.he.actually.do ?

When was the last time dreadful Steve Tilsley saw the inside of, 'Trim Up North ?'

He's been sneering for so long his face has set like that permanently.

Where is Peter living now? And where is Simon? Has Peter given him to Gary to dispose of?

MissDew and as a Mancunian you've got the accent down to a tee.
Unlike Aggie

Sorry that was as clear as mud, I mean I am a Mancunian, I have no idea if you are

I thought Aggie was going to become nurse to Roy's brother, so he could run the cafe and she could stop being a bad cook.
There are a lot of crises, what with Gary and Daniel and Roy and Robert, it will be a great Christmas.
How do you spell ginnel? My builder was a Manc, and wanted access to the passageway between us and next door. He asked if it was OK to go in the ginnel. I told him that no good comes of going in ginnels.

And I thought the legal lady was a barrister? Not a solicitor?

Yep we have tunnels up here, egg you're right she is supposed to be a barrister

I spell it ginnel. Although people here in Dublin look at me gone out when I use it. My husband thinks I speak a whole other language sometimes.

Well autocorrect doesn't like ginnels that's for sure.

Tunnels! The one in Corrie is a terrible place, where people lurk and bad things happen. In fairness they lurk in plain sight a lot to overhear things and see all sorts of people with other people...

Egg it's something I never understand, and it happens in all the soaps.
I have a very very big secret, and instead of going somewhere private, they tell blabbermouth in a public place