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We seem to have gone very French in Chelsea.

Thought that was a great first episode. Why has no one started a thread yet?

Yet more yawnfest last night

James manages to somehow slime his way out of trouble with Maeva. Could it be she doesn't give a fuck? She does convincing crying, maybe she managed a B in GCSE drama

Jamie's hair was straight out of Something about Mary

Is it just me or were various cast members bloody disrespectful at Mittens's mum's event? Fake Mark Francis's chat about caterpillar cakes was one of the most cringeworthy things I've seen on TV. I could see MF live drop him from list of people worth speaking to

Oh good missed it had started

Not fond of Verity. James clearly doesn’t fancy her but enjoys the attention. Verity is in denial. She had a similar thing with Jamie going on. Wish she’d doing the nice smiley girl thing and say no once in awhile.

I wish she’d do the nice thing for the viewers and stop grinning every time she has acted like a cahnt.

I am surprised Harpy didn’t use Rosi’s shite stirring spoon to bap Verity about the head with.

Frau frolicking about in blue paint did feckall for me either. As artful as her poses were, my ex colleague used to leave far more interesting patterns round the lavvy bowl in one of his many dirty protests.

Didn’t think I’d agree with chuckylegs Harry but he is right, biscuits is a cock. He can’t be a bad lad really as little M’lissa aeems awfully happy. Despite Biscuit’s insults in the clips for next week.

It is a pity that biscuits didn’t find his way into a deep dark cave when he got to the end of the long walk down his drive.

Cannot be arsed with the Sameh/biscuits failed bromance. I’m not sure if unkempt is de rigeur in Chelsealand but I’ve come off a seven day exercise and looked more groomed. And I never look groomed... Sameh is a state. Good guns but still as much of a knob as biscuits. Gobnobs.

Bit weary of MF’s disdain.

Just a bit weary of it all. The end is nigh I reckon.

Verity is a viper. Not rude. Truthful.

Rosi is a rattlsnak. Not rud. Truthful.

Crying laughing that Rosi is stating that girls need to support eachother. Is this before or after you jump into bed with a friend’s other half?

Harpy is a tit for staying with jimmy but those girls ain’t better and wouldn’t be in my circle.

Habbs saying she is in denial? Fuck, there’s a pot calling a kettle rouge noir...

Biscuits showed just how much of a cock he is during his conversation with Harry. Living off his girlfriend?

Wonder if he is entirely self sufficient or is living off his parents?

Biscuits has fucked over many people. And attack certainly is biscuit’s favourite form of defence.

Odious arsehole. Thinks he can say whatever he likes yet is surprised when an insult goes too far and he gets left at the table?

He got the name for his brand wrong. Precocious pussy would have been more apt.

I couldn’t be happier that he isn’t in strictly. He would have ruined it for me.

Sameh and biscuits actually deserve eachother. On you crack you pair of pussies.

This show is dying on its arse.