Love Island 9 - Refreshify my memory Tommy!

[RagingWhoreBag]

Here it is in time for tonight. Fill up t'other one first and pleeeeease let's keep it breezy.

Think amy will be pissed Curtis said I love you to Tommy before her. Well spotted itswinetime!! She’s still ‘half girlfriend’ and Tommy gets ILY!!

That dance too, it looked like even the eye contact was just part of the routine - his job literally involves ‘acting chemistry’

I wonder if anyone gets bad wind during the night

I always think this. I feel like I would be so stressed sharing beds in a big room like that, on telly, that I would let out really loud smelly fart!

@unique1986

How does that go? Fuckin bloody buckets, bastard buckets,

So all the housemates are saying "oh yewande opened up and you just shot her down".
No, yewande gave him NOTHING until the girl came in. They have conveniently forgotten that.

I’d totally forgotten Curtis and Amy were on a date.

Oh god I'm a trumpy pants (poor dh). I'd never go on the show for that reason alone. Haha

Yewande just sucks the life out of everything.

This sounds like the same speech as Samaria last year.
Only that was toward the end.........

Oh god yawn. I could not fake interest in their little date report...

Anna and Amber are being great friends. Well done them.

Arabella is strange.

Why doesn’t their fake tan come off when they take their makeup off?!

Danny needs to choose his course now...

Danny is trying to hard to look like a nice guy! He won't give an opinion he must know what he thinks!

Arabella is quick - I like her comeback to Danny when he said he had to brush his teeth - “I wasn’t planning on getting that close!”

I hate their expression 'get to know her'.

I had the word ' CONNECTION '

Urgh Arabella is a complete bitch, she's such a snake. She's manipulative and desperate for a place in the villa.

The thing is, Danny should have just called an end to it with Yewande. It's not been working for days. He was keeping his options opened and fucked it up,

Yes. I agree with this.

And yes Yewande only showed interest when it was too late.

I also think the house is being shitty to Danny. The girls all making out it's just his fault. Despite them all telling her she needed to open up to him, or he would look elsewhere

Then it seems like they have all forgotten that

Danny’s totally hedging his bets here.

Danny is saying completely different things to different people! He's massively gone down in my estimation.

I DO NOT like Arabella, she's stirring shit and pushing things to get her own way...

Danny will choose Arabella and then she will drop him like a hot potato next week.

Loving Anna and Amber

Arabella is quite presumptuous thinking Danny wants to be with her but he seems to be going along with it

Tom isn’t into anyone but himself.