Doctors : We'll always have Tuscany..oh wait. Ruhma cashes in.

[toldmywrath]

At this rate, Ruhma will be richer than the Gobbys.

He's right, not tight. Sigh.

Redshoe, Kenny could just say that his dad has died. After all, they always take the prisoner's word and don't check.

That CPR was the worst bit of CPR acting I've ever seen. No wonder the poor Joan Armatrading fan would not revive.
I half expected Becky to say "Alexa, play Staying Alive"

Apparently 'Nelly the elephant' is also good.

TDog I love Cheshire. It's the only cheese I really like. I will eat Wensleydale at a push.

I do not like cheddar . Or indeed most cheese. .

The dog can smell cheese almost before I have even got it out of the fridge, it's really funny.

We need a version of Doctors, with Geoffrey the Cat doing an audio narrative over the top. It would be great. Honest.

Exactly, I thought every one knew the 'Staying Alive' thing. There was even an advert about it, iirc.

I think that will be BT's last solo VPAS visit.

Yes Vinny Jones did the Staying Alive ad. Phwoar.

I'm glad I didn't dream it. I have a habit of that.

If they used that punk version of Nelly the Elephant someone would die for sure....

One of my cats can hear the fridge door opening. That's how much she loves cheese. Sensible kitty.

Our house is three storey and our dog can be curled up on a bed on the top floor but the second I open a packet of cheese I hear his feet thud on the bedroom floor and down he comes 🐶🧀

One of mine is like that, can smell a pack of ham being opened at 100 paces

Today's episode was awful. I really can't stand Becky.

BTW have you seen the new trailer?

I think I hate Becky as much as Daniel

Same here!

Afternoon chums! Anyone out there?

Oh no- a pregnant woman.

A birth by the end of the episode?

Afternoon!

Zara is in a good mood.

Daisy May?

At least it's not Ruhma.

Oh, don't think she should be in work.

Labour! bingo!

Whoah....patients...waiting....!

I wonder if midwives have a special face they have to do when new parents reveal a particularly awful name for their baby?

He needs to calm down.

I asked my niece that, she's training to be one. I wish I could remember some of the names she had been told - a couple were really strange. .