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The EUROVISION its Bigger than Us 2.

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 21:22

Continued.

  1. Malta
  2. Albania
  3. Czech Republic
  4. Germany
  5. Russia
  6. Denmark
  7. San Marino
  8. North Macedonia
  9. Sweden
10. Slovenia 11. Cyprus 12. Netherlands 13. Greece 14. Israel 15. Norway 16. United Kingdom 17. Iceland 18. Estonia 19. Belarus 20. Azerbaijan 21. France 22. Italy 23. Serbia 24. Switzerland 25. Australia 26. Spain
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MillieMoodle · 18/05/2019 21:42

I liked this one til he started wailing.

CatherineOfAragonsPrayerBook · 18/05/2019 21:42

Props look like those AI robots that help Iron Man put his suit onHmm

Miljah · 18/05/2019 21:42

Since Azerbaijan is now in Europe,along with Israel, and.. Australia I like it!

RedForShort · 18/05/2019 21:42

I like it too Red. But I too have gin.

EskeewdBeef · 18/05/2019 21:42

A falsetto 'shut up' doesn't carry much clout. Nice warbling though.

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 18/05/2019 21:42

Sounds like Adam Levine.

Glitteryfrog · 18/05/2019 21:42

This fella looks like an Hemsworth

Grin😍

tomtom1999xx · 18/05/2019 21:42

Best song by far.

RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 21:43

Oh god DH is going kill me when he sees the gin bottle....

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MissMary0fSweden · 18/05/2019 21:43

Just caught my DH bopping along to this one.

Don't know if it's my wine or what but I do think the standard is quite high this year.

FauxFox · 18/05/2019 21:43

Hmm we need something else to make us stand out... Gregorian chanting and an out of body experience? Ideal!

Frenchfancy · 18/05/2019 21:43

France is up!

derxa · 18/05/2019 21:43

Good beat

Chickydoo · 18/05/2019 21:43

Sisterfaraway yum! Need something to get through this

ilovesooty · 18/05/2019 21:43

I don't want to see the contest return to Azerbaijan. Or Russia.

Wincarnis · 18/05/2019 21:43

Iceland Lyrics......

Debauchery unconstrained Hangover uncontained Life’s purposeless confusion The void will swallow all Hate will prevail Every joy derail Just treacherous illusion Fraud, futility [Chorus] All that I saw Tears ran raw All that I gave That I once gave I gave you all Universal obfuscation Unilateral execration From gullible delusion Escape will be curtailed The void will swallow all Hate will prevail And Europe’s heart impale Burn off its web of lies Now from the conflagration Rise in unity [Chorus] All that I saw Tears ran raw All that I gave That I once gave I gave you all I gave you all Hate will prevail Love to no avail I gave you all Hate will prevail Every joy derail I gave you all Just treacherous illusion Fraud, futility Hate will prevail

Binglebong · 18/05/2019 21:43

Don't suppose anyone has any strepsils? I'm still worried about the Icelandic guy's throat.

dillite · 18/05/2019 21:43

This one's catchy, I like him. Even if he did bring his dentist's equipment with him.

OublietteBravo · 18/05/2019 21:43

France. The best of the automatic qualifiers.

RhubarbIsEvil · 18/05/2019 21:43

It’s the French guy who gives his wigs names.

FannyTassles · 18/05/2019 21:44

@Aridane - I went onto the Eurovision app and the lyrics are in Icelandic. So I could try and type them up for you but I think you might be more interested in the English translation, right?

Aridane · 18/05/2019 21:44

If Iceland win, their country will probably refuse to host. Can you imagine what a nightmare it would be to host all these extra tourists for the duration?
Imagine what it would be like for San Marino!

Sorry- but that did make me laugh

AnneEyhtMeyer · 18/05/2019 21:45

Oh my word this is bad.

France singing in English is unusual though.

RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 21:45

I like this actually.

I probably shouldn't.

But I do.

Note: France singing in ENGLISH SHOCK!

I wouldn't like to be stuck in a lift with him. He's drive me nuts with his wig talk.

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Redcrayons · 18/05/2019 21:45

Aridane - I’ve just seen the lyrics on the Metro FB page. Pretty dark. Can’t work out to link to FB though.

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