The EUROVISION its Bigger than Us 2.

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Continued.

1. Malta
2. Albania
3. Czech Republic
4. Germany
5. Russia
6. Denmark
7. San Marino
8. North Macedonia
9. Sweden

10. Slovenia 11. Cyprus 12. Netherlands 13. Greece 14. Israel 15. Norway 16. United Kingdom 17. Iceland 18. Estonia 19. Belarus 20. Azerbaijan 21. France 22. Italy 23. Serbia 24. Switzerland 25. Australia 26. Spain

I need to contour my nose like that.

The crowd really needs to shut up and let her sing without their "help".

She sounds like Kate Bush

God props to her - that looks like it would make you feel sea sick 🤢

Yes to Kate Bush.

This is fantastic.or I am very drunk.

Let it go

The flat earthers will love this one

Glinda the good witch with the dementors in the background.

The ladies in black are like dementors though, aren’t they?

Australia will do well ... but why are they in Euro vision??

Whaaaaaaat ?

This is bloody awful.

Maybe a bit Tori Amos

Kate Bush would look at this and say "Bit over-theatrical there, mate...."

How do they not fall over?

Australia sounds like the theme for a bank advert

This is perfectly Euro nuts!

Kate Bush meets Cinderella on Acid!

Bloody hell!!!

Where does that pole go?!!!

Tooth Fairy on steroids

Ah yes, Australia. That well-known European country. Bit too high-pitched for me, not keen on the weird yodelling bit. I'm sure her hat will give her a headache too. And I don't understand what's happening with the swaying. I've finished the wine and about to start on the JD though.

wtf!

Let’s hope she doesn’t drop that mike