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The EUROVISION Song Contest - THE FINAL

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 19:12

Pour yourself a drink, tuck into your snack and join us for the Final of the Eurovision Song Contest.

All welcome, though sharp wit and a sense of humour, necessary.

Tonight's Running Order

  1. Malta
  2. Albania
  3. Czech Republic
  4. Germany
  5. Russia
  6. Denmark
  7. San Marino
  8. North Macedonia
  9. Sweden
10. Slovenia 11. Cyprus 12. Netherlands 13. Greece 14. Israel 15. Norway 16. United Kingdom 17. Iceland 18. Estonia 19. Belarus 20. Azerbaijan 21. France 22. Italy 23. Serbia 24. Switzerland 25. Australia 26. Spain

Good luck to Michael Rice. We hope you hit the heady heights of mid table medocrity (Lets be realistic, we are the UK! Anything better is a bonus!)

And don't forget your toast to Terry during Song 9.

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Pinkyponkcustard · 18/05/2019 20:57

Ugh get a room

FauxFox · 18/05/2019 20:57

She is a bit scary and he keeps doing a sex face Confused

Miljah · 18/05/2019 20:57

She can't sing (Slovenia)

RhubarbIsEvil · 18/05/2019 20:57

Terry Wogan used to say that it was by song 9 that you needed the first glass of wine of the evening.

Gooseysgirl · 18/05/2019 20:57

WTF

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 20:57

My 4 year old LOVES this.

I have no idea why on earth...

WHY?!

SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN

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BooksAreMyOnlyFriends · 18/05/2019 20:57

She's staring at him rather creepily

Piggywaspushed · 18/05/2019 20:57

He's not going to sing is he? This is weird.

EskeewdBeef · 18/05/2019 20:57

She's holding the microphone like that to stop him leaning in and licking her face.

Still18atheart · 18/05/2019 20:57

This is a bit boring

dillite · 18/05/2019 20:57

The eyefucking is a bit too much. I feel like a pervert watching these two eyefucking each other.

norrismcwhirtersfridgemagnet · 18/05/2019 20:58

One day someone will have a restraining order against him. Creepy.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 18/05/2019 20:58

He's drugged her hasn't he?

cricketmum84 · 18/05/2019 20:58

Anyone else live with a miserable fucking git who refuses to get involved with the scoreboard? He keeps saying 1 for everything and I might stab him in the eye with my pen if he carries on.

Glitteryfrog · 18/05/2019 20:58

I like Slovenia's but it wont win...

CatherineOfAragonsPrayerBook · 18/05/2019 20:58

Slovenia is very good. like it quite a lot

RhubarbIsEvil · 18/05/2019 20:58

I spat my song 9 wine out fauxfox!

MissMary0fSweden · 18/05/2019 20:58

She actually looks like an Avatar.

sonjadog · 18/05/2019 20:58

I can't believe this made it to the final. WTF voted for this??

DearMrDilkington · 18/05/2019 20:58

This is quite creepy...

BetterEatCheese · 18/05/2019 20:58

This is awful

augustusglupe · 18/05/2019 20:58

Young Shelley Duvall

Wincarnis · 18/05/2019 20:59

This is a local song for local people

AlecTrevelyan006 · 18/05/2019 20:59

I liked that

Loueytb3 · 18/05/2019 20:59

It's the girl out of avatar. Except she's not blue