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Springtime on the Farm

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viques · 09/04/2019 20:44

OMG! I am sending sisterly vibes of support to all those pregnant heifers, ewes, goats and whatever else is on the farm. Those farmers with their giant hands, the c section on the barn floor, the birthing Jack...... It's all a bit pelvic floor clenching , and not a birthing pool or epidural in sight.

Actually they have just electrocuted a sheep up his bum to make him ejaculate so ouch to the males too!

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viques · 09/04/2019 20:56

Now an undilated but labouring sheep had her cervix massaged before giving birth to twins.......dear god, don't let me be reincarnated as a sheep.

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viques · 10/04/2019 20:34

At least the sheep with a vaginal prolapse got a bit of local anaesthetic before she was stitched up with what looked like baling string (but wasn't). So glad I ate early!

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