Cannot wait to watch the reunion show tomorrow. I think that Dawn Ward might be a sophisticated performance artist masquerading as a fishwife. Just to mess with our heads.
I want to know exactly who John Lugo has been cheating with. Full details, including photos and screen shots of social media exchanges, like Judge Rinder. Come on Rachel. You keep going on about it so you can at least give us the backstory.
Perla’s husband is indescribable. When he says ‘sheesh’ I want to drive to Cheshire (approx 2 hours) and punch him. The ‘candle sex’ scene was toe curling. I don’t believe for one second that Perla is under 40.
How come the number of weird plastic faces men has multiplied this season? Not just the awful Nick and Royston, and Tanya’s ex shop assistant who is now an astrologer or something, but the long haired bloke who works for Dawn. Are we supposed to like that sort of thing because the show is camp or something?
Seema has definitely had a strong dose of tox. Immobile forehead.
The oddest bit for me is the exposure of their gormless kids. Taylor and Darby (plus Darby’s weird plastic faced boyfriend) standing around with ‘goldfish gobs’ (mouths open, trying to look sexy) and a ton of make up. Poor old ‘Chesky’ who looks like a horse wearing a pile of make up. Seema’s dopey sons. Gabriella, who is also dopey and wears a ton of make up. What’s in it for them? Are they hoping to become Instagram influencers or something?
The only RHOC whose kids I liked was Magali, but she was something of an aberration, being naturally beautiful, happily married and relatively normal!