THE VOICE starts tonight- need to dust the spinning chairs! Sat 8pm!

[Raahh]

But we have a dilemma- since this is up again 'The Greatest Dancer' on BBC , at the same time.

The judges for this year are the same as last (yes, they let Olly come back), J-Hud, S'Tom, and Will.

To be honest, I'm full of a cold, and will be lucky to watch either without nodding off, so I'm armed with lemsip.

So- whether it's Chezza and dancing, or S'Tom and warbling that takes your fancy, Saturday nights are back to what they do best- with dollops of fake emotion

She doesn't sound very West Country to me (not that I'm an expert on those accents) Did I miss the part of the VT where she said Mummy & Daddy moved to the country from London?

nancy she is definitely 35, with 3 kids and job in a bank.

She is fooled by creepy Olly.

I bet she dies a bare foot song. On a swing or on a bench. With the ' same difference'
Act!

She looks older than her mum!

Well, more fool you love.

Go with Olly, and when the next girl he fancies one comes along, you are out on your ear.

I want to see proof of age

She's really annoying. Why aren't they more grateful? And less smug.

If she's 17, I'm 22.

She had private tuition in singing I bet ya!

If you believe in quantum physics, there is a universe out there where the good ones actually got through

I thought she was gorgous but my god unbelieveable she's only 17. I quite liked her.

Easter now runs from January-April apparently

More ads?! I'm going back to taping it and whizzing through the ads next week. Watching it "live" is painful!

If she's had singing lessons she was ripped off. Bloody awful. Weak. No technique.

That Army advert is really odd?!?!

The army ad is strange. It's meant to be ' better yourself' but it's clunky.

Nooooooooo!

If she is singing something from Dream Girls, I'm out already.

Even though she seems lovely.

Why do they just assume they will get into drama school??

She's a precocious one

She's got a job in the West End! She can bugger off.

Nope.

Even worse.

Bloody Greatest Showman

Is this bloody Greatest Showman???

There's no escape Raahh!

She's not that good either.