THE VOICE starts tonight- need to dust the spinning chairs! Sat 8pm!

[Raahh]

But we have a dilemma- since this is up again 'The Greatest Dancer' on BBC , at the same time.

The judges for this year are the same as last (yes, they let Olly come back), J-Hud, S'Tom, and Will.

To be honest, I'm full of a cold, and will be lucky to watch either without nodding off, so I'm armed with lemsip.

So- whether it's Chezza and dancing, or S'Tom and warbling that takes your fancy, Saturday nights are back to what they do best- with dollops of fake emotion

AllI can hear is Walking in Memphis, so whoever wrote that nicked the tune.

Just waiting for S'Tom to recognise him

He did the sqwauk for Tom

I betcha anything they all knew, or if not, just Tom... that his dad was Lonnie

Here we go ...

Why the hell would he ask that, if he hadn't already been primed to say so.

Trans Atlantic voices are annoying.
That was scripted! How did he know this?
I smell a rat.

Yes I thought it was Walking in Memphis.

Why is he doing an annoying Elvis impression.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

A duo ! Not fair on the others!
Hipster tree surgeon was robbed.

Yes, this is very suspicious ...

What's he doing now?

This bloke plays the festival no one has ever heard of in my town...

Lolol has S'Tom lost the use of his legs. He looks daft sat there singing!

WTAF

This isn’t even slightly rehearsed...

That's beautiful Sir Tom.

I want Hipster Tree Surgeon back.

Must be S'Tom's turn to sing this week.

This is so set up. Very cross.

Oh FFS why is Sir Tom singing..??

Oh, it's pissing me off now not being at the same point as you all! The cocky 16 yr old who picked Will has just gone off.

And we're supposed to believe he knew which key? Yeh, right ... Completely set up.

nancy oh no, not at all, no siree...

This isn't very fair is it?

And he’s singing with the bloke they just rejected??

Oh dear is The Voice just going to be little set pieces? The press ups, the spontaneous singalongs? FFS