I am pleased to invite you for The Apprentice interview

[dillite]

Please present yourself in front of BBC 1 at 9PM and ask for the horrible bosses.

Funnily enough I had an interview today. I didn't cry- yay! But when they asked me if I had any questions for them, I had none- nay! I have never been asked that question before and it just threw me.

Khadija rewriting history there

I just don't think that Daniel's idea is original enough.

Because UAE is a massive hangover country?

It’s draconian not to make false medical claims?

I know quite a few university students who would spend £50 on a swimsuit

Is there a big pool party culture in the UK?

Ooh. Awkward Daniel

What is Daniel talking about with 30,000 sparklers

Naughty milk wtf

Watching Daniel squirm it's painful. It's his business plan! Who else would have written that? Napoleon?

Oh Daniel..

Daniel - the 4 yo 😂

Daniel can’t bullshit his way out of this one

I know many of our interns would spend £50 on swimsuits whilst moaning about being skint

Camilla wtf

They should show that clip up trainer teachers on how to interrogate pupils

Oh yuck

That advert🙄😳😳😳

smiling didn't you know? Somewhere-on-sea has pool parties on every corner!

That sperm mouth photo! That's what it was, right?

Daniel really is an imbecile!

Camilla’s branding is jaw-droppingly bad

Camilla wants to use her unemployed family members as slave labour?

Daniel keeps bullshitting

I don't think Daniel will make the final somehow.

Camilla is some sort of closet sex maniac

Is Camilla getting confused between reality shows - she seems to think this is Made In Chelsea

My God, they are all bleeding dreadful. Especially Daniel.