So Fay Ripley collected the tummy button fluff from her husband to be and then when he proposed, she ate it....

[foxinsocks]

ewwwwwwwwwww

what is she on

was just on that Would I Lie To YOu programme on BBC1

unless you are all eating your husband's tummy button fluff and I'm missing out?

But Fox didn't they tell you? We WON the fluff in a competition. Didn't you?

i find her tescos advert more offensive

ewwww

but how do you know whose fluff you get then?

I haven't seen that ad. I think I've become ad immune. I just don't notice them anymore!

What does she do in the ad?

drinks some milk, ponces about in a field with martin clunes. I just hate tescos and am disappointed in her

unless you are all eating your husband's tummy button fluff and I'm missing out?

I had it with fava beans and a nice chianti.

HOWL

you do know he has taken down the details of that car. Paul's car. So that next time, when he drags you up there, he can display his manly ways and roar round the track and beat everyone. Tis written in the stars.

And of course, it will be the best hobby ever. For about 5 minutes.

ewww Bree, that made me feel more queasy than 800 posts on anal sex

allie, that does sound very disappointing. Why are her and Martin Clunes in a field?

Yes lol, exactly. Only he does this thing where he knows he'll piss me off if he's too brilliant, so he does faux modesty and I hate him even more.
You know a lot about this foxy. I'm guessing yours is an actor. Close?

did she actually eat it OMG why did she do it. that has to be the most disgusting thing ive heard.

tescos are bleating on about milk being farmed locally etc, they are camping in a field, he trots off in his pjs to milk a cow, goes to tescos instead, and the milk fresh from the cow is cold. it's feckin hilarious really....

oh dear allie, it sounds awful. What does she do? Sit in the tent?

well, she gets out and stands by it for a bit. i'm sure she's up the duff

I don't know. Perhaps he eats without a shirt on because he's messy and his tummy button contained a whole chicken tikka. I DON'T know. But she really did it. Really really. She collected about 50 samples (she said) then ate them. Ewwwwwwwwww.

ahundred, nah he's not an actor (though he did once appear at the Edibnurgh Festival about 20 years ago - how many times do you think I've heard the story?) - he's a journalist. In fact, I sent you a CAT about your children and the TV appearance in case I've missed out .

by Martin Clunes? this ad sounds very intriguing

it's not. it's shit

Oh no foxy is in 'Autumn Schedule' but I never got the CAT. I never get them, unless they're from Cod. VVVQV is meant to send me one too, because I've got her life book, but I haven't got that. Boco says they'll appear at the window with notes between their teeth.

oh, no he didn;t donate the sperm, i think that she just happens to be pg and in a shit advert at the same time

yes, Cod is like the Master. All controlling - her CATs obviously transcend time and space.

I think you have to tick something or untick something to get them. But if you got one, you should be able to get others.

They will arrive like buses, I'm sure.

How exciting.

I don't like Fay Ripley. Her face is too long.

it's not the greatest is it. Pregnant and standing in a field with Martin Clunes.

Then again, I just remembered she was that purple pony thing in the National Lottery so actually, being in a tent is probably luxury.

aah you see, you have an eye for TV casting. Long face, purple pony.