Bladdery Worms! Masterchefs getting seriously Professional Here

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It’s the semis part deux.

Halsall, really, is there any doubt?

Though I can't stop staring at Chucky, his face is strangely mesmerising in its oddness

Xuli - join the queue

You can so tell that Chucky DESPERATELY wanted to cover that cheesecake with courgettes in imitation of fish-scales.

He's done it with virtually every other bloody thing he's cooked

Chucky might go. I'm so hopeful...

Lolly iiiiin!!!

Fuck the other two

Bring back Luke

Sean is weaker than the other two and should go. I wish they'd swapped him and Luke around and then we'd still have Luke.

Xuli - that's how he lures his victims into his shed full of chainsaws.

They get mesmerised with his shiney face and unblinking boiled eyes . . .

Luke was better than either Chucky or Sean

“Too much soft on soft on soft”

Bit like Gregg then

SHUTUP GREGGGGG

Larry safe yay! - and yes I would too. Form an orderly, elderly, queue ladies. (Sharpens elbows)

We called it! Well done one and all

No surprise

chucky is giving himself a kick up the arse now. he carries his weight on his cheeks.

Sad for Sean, but right decision.

But Chucky was VERY fortunate in that round.

Ffs

Right, see you all Tuesday for the return of Chucky. I'm off for a scrub down with zoflora. I feel soiled.
Thanks everyone.

Excellent.

Wanky restaurant is run by a wumman this year. How terribly exciting.

See you next week, lovelies.

Knew it
Dean was v lucky though

'Unblinking boiled eyes' oh god having a laugh here with my ready meal

face cheeks to avoid any confusion. Monica gets her nice dress out next week.

Yes, Chucky dodged a bullet. Sean needed to rein it in with the apple 🍎🍏

Grey food. No. Mind I actually have black sesame paste. It's...interesting. And thoroughly recommend the chilli, salt and lime sprinkled stuff, called tajin, Mexican. Delicious on mango.
Righ, good call. Sees ya next week.

I have some industrial strength domestic here if you want it MrsTommy

It's the stuff they use to sluice colons out in wanky upmarket bum irrigation clinics.

Princess Di swore by it.

Grey food is okay Fuckery, as long as it's porridge.

Just the job, thanks Schaden. You are a life saver