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Bladdery Worms! Masterchefs getting seriously Professional Here

943 replies

whatashower · 05/12/2018 22:02

It’s the semis part deux.

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GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 13/12/2018 20:42

sg=hower

'Twas not as good as I remembered, but was infinitely better than Roses have now become (utter SHITE), creme eggs (ditto) or chocolate oranges and also most other chocs available nowadays.

I was glad that I had pigged out on savoured them

Wolfcub · 13/12/2018 20:43

Shirley you need help. Greg is not something to list after

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 13/12/2018 20:43

You know, I had quite enough of Marcus's wanky mate, so much I'm almost happy to see fuckface. Almost.
Enough with the fucking confit and Asian themed flavours.

fourbaubles · 13/12/2018 20:43

No Shirley just no. I can only assume that you were in an endorphin high of exercise and you would have fancied Mr Blobby himself if he had been there.

OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 13/12/2018 20:43

Indeed, Roses are pants now Schaden Xmas Angry

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 13/12/2018 20:43

I'm not sure which is worse, the Chucky nightmare or Gregg in the gym.

Gregggggg

No contest. Though this is the closest anyone has come to being his competition.

Footle · 13/12/2018 20:44

I think I may have gone to school with a Rosemary Crumb

ikltownofboothlehem · 13/12/2018 20:44

I just had a vivid vision of Chucky looming over me. All sweaty and naked. Impregnating me.

And the sweat drips into your open eye / mouth

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 13/12/2018 20:44

Daren't take the Dairy box out of the larder to look because I WILL eat them all in one sitting

I DID, four

Xmas Blush
Shirleyphallus · 13/12/2018 20:45

Chucky counting his ingredients there like he does tools for a job:

Concrete mixer
Length of rope
Bath of acid

fourbaubles · 13/12/2018 20:45

Respect Schaden

GrouchyKiwi · 13/12/2018 20:45

No thanks to salmon and apple.

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 13/12/2018 20:45

I think Chucky seems less arrogant - I hope that Chef Paul hasn't broken him

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 13/12/2018 20:46

Shirely

Xmas Grin
GrouchyKiwi · 13/12/2018 20:46

Footle Grin

Shirleyphallus · 13/12/2018 20:46

Sean’s signed his own death warrant there with that comment from Monica

OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 13/12/2018 20:46

Sean's blown it

Pencilmuseum · 13/12/2018 20:46

samapple frenzy? no thanks. bye bye

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 13/12/2018 20:46

You want to get some new teeth Gregggg

Footle · 13/12/2018 20:47

Please can we stop with the naked dripping whatever. It's putting me off my knitting.

Shirleyphallus · 13/12/2018 20:47

That pudding looks like a giant tit with a nipple and micronipple on it

Naughty1205 · 13/12/2018 20:47

Sorry but I've read back a few pages, which chef is Chucky?!

Wolfcub · 13/12/2018 20:47

Why have parfait and ice cream?

fourbaubles · 13/12/2018 20:48

Weasley has gone.Bye bye Sean.

Shirleyphallus · 13/12/2018 20:48

@naughty1205 Dean, cos he looks like the creepy murderous doll