Bladdery Worms! Masterchefs getting seriously Professional Here

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It’s the semis part deux.

come on Big Man Dean - ha Paul is taking no prisoners

I don't know what that means, four (dirty furriner, me), but it does sound like something I want to try.

Fuck me this chef is awful. He seems to believe he’s a got a job as important as a brain surgeon or running the fucking country.

You’re serving lunch. Chill out babes yeah

I’m enjoying Chucky getting his flaws picked out

four

I scoffed a box of dairy box last night (also from Tesco) - (bargain)

I hate it when they rest stuff on manly old Jcloths

Manky!!

I cringe every time I hear ‘oui chef’.

Is it me or is this restaurant a bit shit?

He seems to believe he’s a got a job as important as a brain surgeon

This was the exact analogy that came into my mind!

He’s definitely picked up a few of the Ramsey mannerisms

Same Alexa, the chef worked for Rhodes and Ramsay and clearly speaks English.

I don’t love the food

Classic 70s boxed chocolates Grouchy.Dairy Milk is a milk chocolate range and Black Magic is dark chocolate.

Laurence is going to come out as the blue-eyed boy here, I think - Chucky not so much, for once

More food that looks like undercooked or overcooked bollocks. Fantastic.

Come on Chucky - first time I've heard a note of grovel in his voice

High 5s Schaden Gotta be done

Agree a bit shit not sure how the Michelin star came about

Great (brain surgery) minds Schady!

Oh yum, four. Must got to Tesco this week.

I just had a vivid vision of Chucky looming over me. All sweaty and naked. Impregnating me.

Chucky has eyes like boiled gooseberries

Shirleyph, I wish the people who do run the country thought it was as important as this chef thinks his job is

Is it not a bit wanky to have your signature emblazoned across the back of the cooker in your restaurant kitchen? I rather think it is .