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Bladdery Worms! Masterchefs getting seriously Professional Here

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whatashower · 05/12/2018 22:02

It’s the semis part deux.

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OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 13/12/2018 20:21

This food all looks a bit laboured to me, sorry.

The Chicken Tournedos was just a big beige lump Hmm

Taffeta · 13/12/2018 20:21

It’s not a macaroon you twat

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 13/12/2018 20:21

I desperately want Chucky to crack under the pressure.

But suspect he won't.

He has spawned a new generation MrsTommy

The Fruit of his Loins is depending upon him.

He Will NOT Crack!

ikltownofboothlehem · 13/12/2018 20:21

The Italian restaurant near us does pate on steak with Madeira sauce

Wolfcub · 13/12/2018 20:22

I haven’t had a choc ice in ages

Shirleyphallus · 13/12/2018 20:23

He took TWO YEARS to come up with that? Mate, you should not be proud of that

Taffeta · 13/12/2018 20:23

I’ll have the turbot please

Footle · 13/12/2018 20:24

You'll all be relieved to know I'm here but knackered.

OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 13/12/2018 20:24

I fancy a choc-ice now, Wolf. But not served on a miniature carousel alongside a melting doughnut.

Taffeta · 13/12/2018 20:24

Massively helicoptering

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 13/12/2018 20:24

Surely Lawrence has got the assemblage task? Mind, I'd eat them all twice.

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 13/12/2018 20:24

I thought that was a plant pot.

Agree that Chucky has the confidence of the Greats. I suppose you have to - with out that absolute conviction that you ARE the best, you'll start to doubt yourself somewhere along the line, and a mistake will creep in.

jay55 · 13/12/2018 20:25

Out wee wee sauce grrrrrr

OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 13/12/2018 20:25

Chef is bloody annoying now

Wolfcub · 13/12/2018 20:25

What’s with all the plastic spoons and fish-shop mushy pea containers

Taffeta · 13/12/2018 20:25

Jesus I’d whack him in the face

I hope he’s brushed his teeth he’s so close!

fourbaubles · 13/12/2018 20:26

They do finger the food a lot. I have mentioned this before. I am not sure I want to eat stuff that has been poked and prodded by fingers that may, or may not, have been scratching balls/arses.

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 13/12/2018 20:26

Welcome Footle

You've missed Chucky showing aMichelin chef how it should be done Xmas Grin

GrouchyKiwi · 13/12/2018 20:27

Paul's a control freak. I can respect that. I'm a bit less of one after some counselling. Grin

Not impressed by the look of the food, tbh. I'll take my Lindor balls over that dessert.

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 13/12/2018 20:27

Same here baubles

Leave my food alone you nose-picking tossers.

Footle · 13/12/2018 20:28

Thank you Schaden.
Did I just see Dean not being perfect?

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 13/12/2018 20:28

When I win the lottery I'm going to hire Chucky do do my spam, egg and chips for me. (I won't forget my roots)

OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 13/12/2018 20:28

Sorry, Chef, but if I saw the pudding I'd think 'right, I don't want that'.

fourbaubles · 13/12/2018 20:28

Grouchy Tesco doing retro Dairy Milk and Black Magic at £2 a box. I may be on my second lot.

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 13/12/2018 20:29

Not being perfect?

What did I miss?