Bladdery Worms! Masterchefs getting seriously Professional Here

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It’s the semis part deux.

This food all looks a bit laboured to me, sorry.

The Chicken Tournedos was just a big beige lump

It’s not a macaroon you twat

I desperately want Chucky to crack under the pressure.

But suspect he won't.

He has spawned a new generation MrsTommy

The Fruit of his Loins is depending upon him.

He Will NOT Crack!

The Italian restaurant near us does pate on steak with Madeira sauce

I haven’t had a choc ice in ages

He took TWO YEARS to come up with that? Mate, you should not be proud of that

I’ll have the turbot please

You'll all be relieved to know I'm here but knackered.

I fancy a choc-ice now, Wolf. But not served on a miniature carousel alongside a melting doughnut.

Massively helicoptering

Surely Lawrence has got the assemblage task? Mind, I'd eat them all twice.

I thought that was a plant pot.

Agree that Chucky has the confidence of the Greats. I suppose you have to - with out that absolute conviction that you ARE the best, you'll start to doubt yourself somewhere along the line, and a mistake will creep in.

Out wee wee sauce grrrrrr

Chef is bloody annoying now

What’s with all the plastic spoons and fish-shop mushy pea containers

Jesus I’d whack him in the face

I hope he’s brushed his teeth he’s so close!

They do finger the food a lot. I have mentioned this before. I am not sure I want to eat stuff that has been poked and prodded by fingers that may, or may not, have been scratching balls/arses.

Welcome Footle

You've missed Chucky showing aMichelin chef how it should be done

Paul's a control freak. I can respect that. I'm a bit less of one after some counselling.

Not impressed by the look of the food, tbh. I'll take my Lindor balls over that dessert.

Same here baubles

Leave my food alone you nose-picking tossers.

Thank you Schaden.
Did I just see Dean not being perfect?

When I win the lottery I'm going to hire Chucky do do my spam, egg and chips for me. (I won't forget my roots)

Sorry, Chef, but if I saw the pudding I'd think 'right, I don't want that'.

Grouchy Tesco doing retro Dairy Milk and Black Magic at £2 a box. I may be on my second lot.

Not being perfect?

What did I miss?