DOCTORS- the thread where we say good bye to the great Dr Heston Carter, r.i.p ( and with a bit of luck, his irritating wife).

[Raahh]

ready for Heston...

Zara is being so lovely lately.

I don't know where the random o came from

"morning has broken...please can you fix it...." As sung by a CD of people, not that congregation.

I approve thoroughly of Mozart's "Lachrymosa" though.

What's with the hat! Surely non black does not mean 80s garish.

Start the walk to Tuscany!

He's only been with her 5 minutes. When did he write his new will??

The church is empty for the world's most popular Doctor

A story about a splinter. I could never have guessed that.

Rumi- isn't that what Beyone called her girl twin?

The poor boy is saddled with the name 'Sir'.

Beyonce

How was the splinter story 'jovial'.

I think so, Raahh, which are both odd choices

Far, far away, Ruhma.

Buy a map, and a compass. Or a sat nav.

Heston knew how to pick music for a funeral, didn't he?

'woke'

I think I'm going to be sick

Well, Ruhma is a miserable old boot.

With old boots.

Hard to make her happy, Shak.

Oh God why are you using Yoof Speek at a funeral?

Red

Yep Raahh that's not my understanding of Woke

The only way I am getting through this is to eat Babybels.

Don't be sick, red

Pompous arse, 6tl?

Puke

Juliet

Mrs Tembe has cut herself on the rubbish. Sepsis and death? She is leaving isn't she?