Masterchef The Professionals IS BACK

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Gather all ye people
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Apologies to everyone I’ve missed off but I’d fill up a whole thread with the roll-call
Anyway, it’s back, tonight, BBC2, 8pm.

It’s what autumn were made for.

I'd eat that! Suddenly my chilli feels a bit inadequate.

Mark doesn’t look old enough to be in Mayfair

It costs £400!

Footle

Hellooo all. Its that ANOTHER Weasley?

I like the way he has a tuft of hair sticking up.

Bless!

This one has promise

It's a sign of old age. Just like policeman, Masterchef contestants are getting younger and younger...

They like.

Smiles and nods.

Marcus seems to be going for Smug Avuncular Look

Wish he’d stop wittering though

I wonder if it was That Club that all the sexist complaints re: their charity bash was about

Cumin is coriander's equally vile twin.

He's only 11 but so articulate.

I love the way he is calmly coping with Greggg;s idiocies

DID HE JUST PUT MUSTARD IN A CURRY????

Awwwww Matt. So cute and a bit of passion.
I want to shag Marcus.

Sorry but I do.

I think the mistard will kill that sauce

This one'll have a contract for his own show before the door hits him in the arse

I once had the worst monkfish at a posh restaurant in our town. The daft sod cooked it in red wine, so over cooked you could have bounced it. We got kicked out for complaining.
He's very confident.

Blimey! Fish is undercooked - how long was it in - 18 seconds?

Careful Mark, watch the gurning

Mark not Matt doh

Gregggg is looking more and more like a snooker ball

Or a bowling ball with holes for his orifices

Are these new? Strangely similar to last week.

Looks like a refugee from Durham E-Wing.

I hope he does well.