Tonight we put our worst shoes forward on THE APPRENTICE

[dillite]

I look forward to seeing shoes that even TkMaxx wouldn't sell as they are too ugly

How much plastic surgery has the woman in red had?!

I wish they weren't showing the woman in red so close up. HDTV isn't made for that.

I wish they weren't showing the woman in red so close up. HDTV isn't made for that.

just snorted up a halloween chocolate at that

Yes, that's another Rick

He presents a quiz. Plus he's done stuff on E4.

at least rick is funny

dilite that’s why I wont have HDTV.

No one is quite sure whether Rick is taking the piss or not - it’s quite funny

chipping HDTV is amazing for nature programmes. Not so amazing for scary plastic surgery.

Someone should buy Linda a ring you can see...

They used Clarks trigenic as a template for those trainers. They are very comfy by the way. I have had 3 pairs now.

So unfair the pink kids shoe won, I really liked the out-out!!
Glad Kurran is in for next week's imoloaion

IMPLOSION

That singing! The cringe factor is strong here. I am amazed they managed to get any orders after inflicting that trauma onto people.

Rick and Jackie apparently got on very well

I can well imagine those two hate fucking

They do look like they could be related though

That present!

I suspect the audience all wanted a sign saying KURRAN SHOULD HAVE GONE TOO

Why have they ripped off Emirates Air uniform? Will they get sued for that?

Next week's promises to be an epic episode of Kurran-crap. Bring. It. On.

Kurran must only be there to allow people to take the piss out of him. He's so completely hopeless I can't believe he even managed to apply! Next week will be comedy gold with him as PM

I've never known Lord Shuggs to override the PM about who goes back to the boardroom. He was thinking Jackie was bring tactical.

So these business people come and place imaginary orders for imaginary shoes, pledging imaginary money?

If I was a business person I would ask for 1,000,000,000,000,000 shoes/donuts for shits and giggles.

Coincidentally shits and giggles would be my apprentice team name too.