X FACTOR- This week's tenuous theme is 'Guilty Pleasures' - so, anything goes! *** Sat 8.35/Sun 8pm**

[Raahh]

No Hallowe'en theme for X Factor, oh, no. Unless they do it next week

This week, the song choices are:

GIRLS
Bella Penfold – Diamonds Are Forever – Shirley Bassey (w/ Kayne West rap)
Molly Scott – Little Do You Know – Alex and Sierra
Scarlett Lee – Always On My Mind – Elvis
Shan Ako – Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word – Elton John

GROUPS
Acacia and Aaliyah – Surprise on the night
LMA Choir – Proud Mary – Tina Turner
Misunderstood – Close to You – Maxi Priest (w/ original rap)
United Vibe – Party in The USA – Miley Cyrus

OVERS
Danny Tetley – Crazy For You – Madonna
Giovanni Spano – Surprise on the night
Janice Robinson – Show Me Love – Robin S

BOYS
Anthony Russell – I Want To Know What Love Is – Foreigner
Brendan Murray – Believe - Cher
Dalton Harris – I Have Nothing – Whitney Houston

Going off that list, I'm not sure they get what a Guilty Pleasure is. Surely it should be something like 'Agadoo', or Renee and Renata.

And it must be the 8th outing for 'Proud Mary' this series.

Bit worried about A and A- I think they are being shafted, and i suspect the 'surprise on the night' will have been because they were asked to do something odd.

And since when did 'Diamonds are Forever' have a rap??

I'm going to need a lot of wine

Abba songs are apparently very difficult to replicate, they are deceptively simple. The same is true of the Bee Gees- I bloody love the Bee Gees, but their songs are not as simple as they first appear.

Dancing Queen has been ruined by Theresa May

Raahh you are a person after my own heart, iI've only seen MammaMia 1 on TV when it happened to be on telly, not seen MammaMia2 at all, can't stand to think Pierce Brosnan will slaughter one of my happy memories

Here comes teabag. 'He can't sing a single note'

Bodes well

Not

Has Ayda been pumping fresh silly putty into her face this week? She looks extra Joker-is in her face

My first ever single was Jimmy Osmond Long Haired Lover from Liverpool, now that’s embarrassing! 😀

I am still fucking furious at Teresa May for stealing Dancing Queen and making it uncool all over again.

I too hate Mamma Mia and refuse to listen to anyone else sing ABBA apart from me

Danny speaks like his on helium!

' Danny can't sing this week' yeah Ayda your not wrong there love!

Let’s watch teabag make a miraculous recovery

I have ABBA Gold somewhere. My auntie loves them, I think that's how they made their way into my brain.

Dancing Queen is mine & my best friend's song. They used to play it at the end of this indie night we went to in a gritty club in London (still not sure why, think it was irony or summat) and we'd stumble around to it hugging each other at 3am. Good times.

I can think of far more embarrassing Madge songs to pick- Hanky Panky, anyone?

Raahh Abba songs are apparently really technical musically

Other people can’t sing ABBA, they were far more talented than people realise or give them credit for.

(I'm not offering, by the way)

This bloke looks like Paul Hollywood after being punched in the face

Poor Madge ; let's hope she's not ' tuning in'

A miraculous recovery would have been him suddenly becoming a good singer

My DH's guilty pleasure is Danny Tetley

hahahahaha

This is absolutely bloody awful

Noisy The Venue in New Cross?

This bloke looks like Paul Hollywood after being punched in the face

DH said this is brutal!

I hated Mamma Mia too.

All the people who voted for NanFucker are going to vote for Danny Tetley

It’s infuriating me! That Madonna song is brilliant and is NOT a guilty pleasure!

Tetley should have just done black lace!

Piggy - now, that is true to the theme