X FACTOR- This week's tenuous theme is 'Guilty Pleasures' - so, anything goes! *** Sat 8.35/Sun 8pm**

[Raahh]

No Hallowe'en theme for X Factor, oh, no. Unless they do it next week

This week, the song choices are:

GIRLS
Bella Penfold – Diamonds Are Forever – Shirley Bassey (w/ Kayne West rap)
Molly Scott – Little Do You Know – Alex and Sierra
Scarlett Lee – Always On My Mind – Elvis
Shan Ako – Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word – Elton John

GROUPS
Acacia and Aaliyah – Surprise on the night
LMA Choir – Proud Mary – Tina Turner
Misunderstood – Close to You – Maxi Priest (w/ original rap)
United Vibe – Party in The USA – Miley Cyrus

OVERS
Danny Tetley – Crazy For You – Madonna
Giovanni Spano – Surprise on the night
Janice Robinson – Show Me Love – Robin S

BOYS
Anthony Russell – I Want To Know What Love Is – Foreigner
Brendan Murray – Believe - Cher
Dalton Harris – I Have Nothing – Whitney Houston

Going off that list, I'm not sure they get what a Guilty Pleasure is. Surely it should be something like 'Agadoo', or Renee and Renata.

And it must be the 8th outing for 'Proud Mary' this series.

Bit worried about A and A- I think they are being shafted, and i suspect the 'surprise on the night' will have been because they were asked to do something odd.

And since when did 'Diamonds are Forever' have a rap??

I'm going to need a lot of wine

Not my cup of tea, but if any of the acts are going to give this dying duck of a show an ounce of credibility with the yoof, it's these two.

Roussette it’s the yoof!

Ayda “that was dope” oh do behave Ayda, you’re a middle age white lady

Awww. Kitten jumped into the dog's bed and snuggled up to her. She looked at him, sighed and left her bed. He tried!

I don't believe you Simon.

What Noisy said.

Piggy that's so funny - my friends would've been very jealous. A Qustion of Lust gives me goosebumps Noisy.

Is she older than Robbie or is it just the surgery

Robbie has been frantically swotting up on yoof speak hasn't he?

Nancy that's what my husband said!

I'm assuming the lyrics have been somewhat cleansed...

She's not a star (Scarlett) - she's just a girl you'd see hogging the mic on karaoke night in a tough pub

My typing is atrocious tonight. And I don't even drink anymore.

Only Will.I.Am is allowed to be middle aged and say 'dope'.

I'm gonna say things are 'grime' to my DCs. They'll sigh and chalk up another one to mother being ridiculous

Piggy I'm sure it was performed on the Brits or something similar, with a lot of bleeping. And shouting .

deeply anti establishment and, of course, misogynistic...

I can't tell if its her nose or her lips

I never even bothered trying to be 'down with the kids' when I was one

DD1 mocks th

Apparently Ayda is 39 and Knob 44. Ye gods, I wasn't so bad at 39

the kids at her school who all talk in text speak. She takes after her mother.

The yoof don't watch this anymore do they?

Doyle it's the chipolata lips

The only Grinch allowed in my house is the Boris Karloff one.

Roussette grime is the style of music stuck to telling the kids they are dope ( and wait for them to roll their eyes)

Rousette 39?!! Proof that cosmetic surgery often has the effect of making someone look older than they are.