Joseph Thread - the story continues!

[Notquitegrownup]

Oops! Just posted on the old thread and it passed 1000 messages and died. Thought I had better start a new one quick!

I don't believe you

Only kidding

I reckon she's the loo cleaner/popcorn sweeper upper. Do they have popcorn in theatres? Can you tell it's a long time since i last went?

Naughty binkle

Yeah, I think she is one of those butch ussherettes whose job it is to boom, 'NO PHOTOGRAPHY IN THE AUDOTORIUM!'

No amount of cajoling will make her spill the beans.
Infuriating.

I suspect she might come on now with something like

"actually, binkle's not that far off..." or something equally tormentitive!!

I still suspect career stage door lurker at this stage..

Mad stalker, professional autograph hunter. Maybe one of those awful women in the pictures way down this thread.

Thought she was a childminder? Or have I dreamt it?

I'm still sticking by my theory that she is either mad stalkerish/musical groupie type, or the old bloke who guards the stage door

Bloke?
She says she was a childminder but has now given that up to pursue a career

I don't know, the way she is keeping quiet but can't resist dangling the odd morsel reminds me of me with my friend. I had to say nothing though I was desperate to spill.

If you're that desperate, then tell all.
gwan, gwan, gwan.

Doesn't mean she's not a bog cleaner though

She seemed to know rather too much about the binoculars, if you remember, not to be a front of house rather than backstage person. But what clue does her venom for ALW Give?

What was all that she was saying about getting us in to see Lee but not having to sneak us in????
See, my theory holds water. She's the old bloke on the stage door

Yes, I suspect some menial job.

If I was going to meet Lee, then I'd like to meet Lee as a normal person, through some normal association, not because someone had presented me to him - he's just a bloke after all.

RTKanga....is Lee

What I'm trying to say is that I wouldnt really want my intro to him to come through RTKM, whoever she is.

RT _ Lee, meet some anonymous women from a mothering website who are slightly obsessed with you

etc.

Not very cool

It's no good...have texted friend and suggested we walk up and down outside Adelphi all day as one of you suggested. I have no self respect...will tell you what he says... No doubt RTKanga will tell me she'll look out for me

Binkle, I know what you mean. The shame.

Well, if he wasnt lost for words already that would probably do it

I think there are cafes and coffee shops near the Adelphi. You could sit in the window and when you spot Lee dash out and introduce yourself.