Joseph Thread - the story continues!

[Notquitegrownup]

Oops! Just posted on the old thread and it passed 1000 messages and died. Thought I had better start a new one quick!

anybody seen the film "king of comedy" with Rob DeNiro and Sandra Bernhardt?

Oh God, I really do have to resign from my job - I miss too much fun on the Joseph thread when I'm at work. And I can't go on MN there because the IT dept can access any of our computers at any time when we're online and see what we're doing . OK, it's to stop the kids looking at porn but can you imagine if they saw this thread ?

So how are you all? RTKanga, put us out of our misery! (And does this mean you're not Dame Judi?)

I will admit I don't have as many awards or as much grey hair or as many years on me as Dame Judi

I notice you didn't answer my questions Kanga ole buddy..................

Gawd, the thought of actually meeting him turned me to jelly.......I've been quivering all afternoon, and dh asked why I kept grinning

Actually I really don't think I could.

I think it would be like..... you know when you're somewhere very high and you don't want to stand too close to the edge 'cos your body is telling you to jump off????

It could go any number of ways;

1. I literally woudn't know what to say and would stand there staring at him, slack jawed with a thread of dribble hanging off my chin - not the best look if you're trying to make a good impression

2. I'd throw myself at his feet, grab his leg and refuse to let go. Ever.

3. I'd faint.

4. All three...

he is HUMAN you know!!!!!!!!

And he would love to hear what you think of the show

I've elevated him way past human. He is approaching God status .

Still not answering?

so when you see him in a little piece of cloth what will you do???

So let's get one thing straight - have you MET him, RTKanga?

Because if so

Oggs, I think you need help for your addiction
Actually the same thought crossed my mind. If I actually met him, would I get completely tongue tied and be unable to speak? I've met celebs before and been fine but this one's different.
God, we sound like a bunch of bloody teenagers

Have a when Harry met Sally moment

I'm too.
It's a good job Oggs is not sitting near the front because she might not resist the temptation to run up there and grab him when he comes out in his loincloth

Lyra did you get my CAT?

To tell the truth I am becoming a little worried myself. It can't be natural for a 40yr old woman to be obsessing like this can it???

Kanga, Kanga, Kanga ........the questions if you please

Ogg, you're (just about) old enough to be his mother.
And no, I didn't get your CAT. Did you spell my name right?

I know, I know. Oh to be 25 again .

Still age doesn't matter apparently, look at Joan Collins and Barbara Windsor

Have just Cat'd you again.

I'm 35, oggs and I obsess like this over many a fine celebrity crush. I think it's healthy - I have a lurvely dh and never obsess over RL people (you know what I mean - people I actually meet and talk to)but I go all unnecessary over Gordon Ramsay, Sean Bean, Daniel Craig and - oh what was that other bloke's name? Lee something? No, it's gone

DH and I have our Friends lists - 5 celebrities you're allowed to shag and your partner can't get mad. Mine is currently above plus the fantastic fantastic fantastic JB. Yes I know but this is a fantasy game!

Me too, Slayerette, I never look at other men in real life. Celebs are unattainable so it's ok.

he is not deffo unobtainable though is he?

I'm out of action with my pc for a few days (again!) and look what happens. Now I don't have time to read through everything...again. But would I be right in assuming it's all still one massive Lee Lustfest? Jolly good.
And to cheer you all up on a wet Thursday, here's a link to that heavenly Now piccy. Yummy Enjoy..... I'll be buying it tomorrow, sneaking it between something grown up and sensible like the FT to show I'm not shallow hahahaha

There goes them hobbit feet again...

he is unobtainable though, surely.
I'm sure Kerry would have something to say.....

Answer the questions Kanga

Now you mention it the only crushes I get are on celebs too (Jake Gyllenhaal or Clive Owen anyone?) - so I'm still allowed to obsess over His Leeship then????

Oh my God, I've just killed FOUR threads. Do you still love me, fellow-Loppies??? I think I might have to go back to RL and lick my wounds otherwise

I'm with you on the Jake Gyllenhaal Oggs, definately!! Now you're talking!!!! Sw-ooonnnn!!!!!

Ooh yes, definitely allowed to obsess over His Leeness.

Jake Gyllenhaal - yum. I cried in Brokeback Mountain.

P.s. Dont think Kanga will answer as she's pricing up cornettos and magnums as we speak...(only kidding Kanga, I'm sure you have your connections are entirely as mystical and enthralling as you are eluding to )