Joseph Thread - the story continues!

[Notquitegrownup]

Oops! Just posted on the old thread and it passed 1000 messages and died. Thought I had better start a new one quick!

will you stop calling him cute please.

He is 'drop dead gorgeous', 'horny' 'sexy' 'any number of other things', but not cute

MerryMarigold... begone.

'Twas not a fix at all,..... dd(7) was cheering on Keith the Teeth (and even I had a moment where I accepted that he had a good voice), but he did not have the charisma, charm, vocal maturity, range, depth, sexiness, chocolatey voice, abs, legs, pure sexual attraction, richness etc etc etc that is LEE

I thank you.

Well hello new Bestest Friend

Helloooooooooooooo

So can you sneak us in the back door then? What time should we meet you?

There wouldn't need to be any "sneaking"

The time would depend if you came before or after the performance

The best time is between matinee & evening while everyone is relaxing and it is more private iyswim

btw if you want to give the cast & crew a pressie

The best thing and the most appreiated is a huge bowl of sweets {without wrappers or milk or chocolate}

Like the huge buckets of sweets from COSTCO

They will be eaten non stop during performances

How do you know all this. Come clean!!!
Are you a member of the cast

Aaaaargh!!! Stop winking and tell us!!!
Are you saying you could get us in to meet Lee?

Any idea how one would go about getting signed photos and signed programmes old buddy?

If you want to write to him

it is:

LEE
c/o ADELPHI STAGE DOOR
18-20 MAIDEN LANE
LONDON
WC2E 7NN

It will get to him, but maybe wait until the previews start, make sure you send a SAE A4 sized so the photo will fit in if it is a HUGE photo !!!!!!

Type the letter so he can read it easily

Actually send it the week before PREVIEWS!!!!!!!!!!

So it is one of the 1st he gets

You're loving this aren't you Kanga

Can we ask you questions?

1.Does your job involve giving people directions?

2.Do you use a torch?

3.Do you wear a uniform?

4.Do you smell of greasepaint?

5.Do you use a duster?

6.Do you actually converse with His Leeship?

What about getting programmes signed??

Forget signed photos, I want to meet him!
Can you arrange it Kanga?

You could send a programme but IMHO I wouldn't cos it could get lost

I would write a very friendly letter saying how much you followed him on TV and wishing him fun in Joseph {but not wishing him good luck} better to say Break a leg!!!!

Tell him how many times you rang up to vote for him

BUT DON'T SOUND OBSESSIVE cos it may frighten him

Ask politely for a signed photo

Sign your letter and then type your name so he may do a personal one to you or send the ones he has signed already.

The programme would be better when you meet him making sure you take a pen along with you. That WORKS!!!!!!!!!

So we shouldn't print out this thread and show it to him then.

When you meet him and he is signing autographs DON'T forget to speak to chat to him

So many fans just stand there silent while getting the autographs

Make him remember you!!!!!!!!

If I grabbed him and snogged him he'd remember me.

pmsl

What we want to know is, how do we get to meet him?
Can you arrange a private audience with His Highness or do we have to hang around the stage door with the teenage groupies and weirdoes?

Ha!
You're no more a theatre worker than I am, you're a childminder!!!
So, from Oggs' list [a director/cleaner/usherette/'luvvie' with insider knowledge/mad stalker] you must be a mad stalker.

No I am not a childminder any more

That was while my DS was at primary school but now he is about to go to year 8 I have left childminding for *

It made it easier working from home than being at work outside the home

DS is at same school as DH teaches at, so now I am FREE to pursue my career

Your career in .....

You've really got to stop teasing us.

I vote mad stalker too