Have we hit THE WALL yet? It's SLEB MASTERCHEF Part 3

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Shiny new thread

I love mackerel but I think I'd be hoping for more than what looks like about 10.5g of it. Too much slimey stuff.

Jinx @Wolfcub!!😂 😂

It must kill Martin's back at those workstations. DH's workplace actually ordered him a new desk as he was too tall for all theirs

So much fingering of food goes on in these posh restaurants. I am not sure how I feel about being served food that has been fondled (lovingly or otherwise) quite so much.

Fish 🤢 🤢 🤢 🤢 🤢 🤢

@SchadenfreudePersonified Hope you're having a good night out.

Spenny seems a little other-worldly again

Oooh ta Romaine.

Exactly, fourq - and they cook them on such beaten-up old pots and pans...pro kitchens are unlovely places really

"If you get the desert right that's the last thing they will remember" If we didn't think John was sinister enough....

I've been trying to think of who Spenny reminds me of.....

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I do like the look of that dessert. It's the sort of thing I'd love to whip out effortlessly at the end of Christmas dinner if I wasn't already collapsing in a heap under 132 sprouts and goodness knows whatever else

Spot on @Halsall

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So wrong though!

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Spenny is absolutely off his face. Ahem. Allegedly.

I can offer M & S Belgium curl biscuits. Only half a pack mind, as I've already eaten the first half since 8.30

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Spenny thinks the knife is sharp.

I'm having Greek yogurt with spiced apple compote on top, made this afternoon by me from a tiny fraction of the apple mountain on our tree this year.

Fuck me I think Greggs waistcoat used to be someones doormat

Chef boss doesn't like Spencer does he??? 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁

Anyone else noticed the sign that says 'Only raw fish on this freezer'. There's a tray of eggs on top of it?!.!

I've been on the "cough yer guts up" diet for the lat couple of weeks. Cannot shift this tickly cough that comes in fits. So I have no treats to share but on the plus side I have lost over a stone.

Small fish, delicate fish....sounds like an old rave move.

Martin is so funny! I luffs him.