Great British Bake Off 2018 - 2nd thread

[southeastdweller]

www.channel4.com/programmes/the-great-british-bake-off

Thanks - wonder if that means there will be nobody leaving this week. If I remember rightly, someone missed a week in a previous series, and no one left that week but two were kicked out in a subsequent week.

Biscuits will provide the crunch . . . .

The example one they just tried looked like rubber

So basically the only baking involved in this challenge is the biscuit things

Memories. And not good ones.

I like Ruby - and Dan.

But no one like blancmange. Even in the 70s no one liked it.

Ruby: “this bad boy blah blah”

SO irritating

Why does the biscuit have to be green

The advert was accurate though Romaine - there was nothing like it . . . thank God.

Anthromorphication of baked goods

Eg bad boy

And calling meringue “he”

Fuck off

Blancmange is not a food - it is a penance.

I’ve fallen in love with Noel this ep tho

I just posted on the last thread to find you'd all decamped over here, so my bon mots were wasted.
Buggertits.

Anthromorphication of baked goods

I have been known to address a cake as "My Precioussssssssss"

Place marking. Will be watching later tonight.

Aw Fuzzy what did you say?

It’s not “he” ffs

Oh my word!

Blancmange Apocolypse!

Langoustines de chat! He made my day!

When I was little I went to a birthday party (Michael Jones up the road, age 4) and his mum had made a pink rabbit blancmange on green grass jelly. I thought it was beautiful.

I also thought she had somehow carved it from a solid block of blancmange.......

God this is the stuff of nightmares

I've read your mots Fuzzy

Indeed, they were bon

I’m not envying the judges tasting this

My precious is fine, Gollum