CBB Thread 2 - More Wax than Madame Tussauds

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

I hope Candle stays away from naked flames.

Uh oh...Dan wasn't given the memo about towel placement on the toilet door.

Yes Subtitles

Sally predicted that Jermaine would have another son, and that a man would win CBB. Whoooo ...

Woah check out Candles co ords
Were they pjs ?

I'm not minding Natalie too much yet - there's time I know.

I thought he had to wear someone else’s clothes.

Anyone finding Roxanne highly irritating ? Thought she was bad on the opening night but put it down to just that.

Good evening each and all PWBs

Might make a cup of tea.. rock and roll lifestyle of mine just has to stop

I'd go insane without a lock on the toilet door. I'd be whistling and singing my head off.

Roxanne is annoying me the most so far. Is she pretending to be thick? Naive? Girly? Cutesy? Whatever it is I wish she'd stop.

They gave him the Brazilian costume to wear.

I just want him to do something else so he gets kicked out now.

And i bet your foot wont reach the door dusters

The loo situation I could no deal with at all.

I like Kirstie.

Roxanne is going for the faux-naive persona.

The flowery things must have been his pjs

Candle's got boobs !!

How can he worry that he looks silly ? Has he seen his own face ?!!!

I'm used to DD and the dog interrupting me on the loo so I wouldn't be phased by it.

The weird fake six pack 😳

His boobs are at least a B cup!

dusters

It must be weird to know that whatever bonkers costume you put on people are still pointing and looking at your face.

Ryan cracks me up.

Is it fake, icelolly? I wondered...

Ben's laugh is really really annoying me.

Ah, Candle's talking about his body now...

Jeez hes spent half his life doing that

Oh god I'd forgotten the hell that is the too-short-for-the-toilet-door leg.