Anthea Turner - Perfect Housewife - new series!

[JackieNo]

It's starting again, on BBC3 on Wednesday. White gloves at the ready....

Ooh but she's very patronising though! And despite watching several episodes of the series I still can't fold washing/towels properly.

Do you think she really puts all her bra and knickers sets into little clear makeup bags because FUCK, ANTHEA, LIFE'S TOO SHORT, LOVE!

I do watch it, but when I get annoyed with her innate smugness I watch this as antidote.

pmsl - but was she hurt?!

We can only live in hopes.

Buahahahaha!!

Oh you are awful

wasn't a mumsnetter going to be on it? Who was it?

dont get me started about queen andrea

she is a horrid annoying fluffy pseudo-chirpy squawking cerebrally challenged oik

she makes me want to rumple up the sheets and throw towels (and caution) to the wind

husband-stealing-dirty-little-cow-who-ignores-fundamental-rules-of- decency-by-boffing-her-best-mate-husband-eeeuuuug-HATE-Andrea*

Do you think when she's being her most irritating and patronising anybody ever gets tempted to tell her to shove a flake in it?

Lol at you lot. Chippyminton - it was going to be Yorkiegirl, but apparently it hasn't happened yet.

Oooh!! Hope it won't clash with The Apprentice!!!