EASTENDERS 28 - absolutely no spoilers !!!!

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Soooooooo not a lot going on apart from the

Stupid boring stu Story

Still waiting who will get baby abi

Will IAN get into MEL’s knickers - very unlikely 😂😂

When will kat see her kids

And of course Alfie and kat and the baby bump of Hayley

IAN and maz business - what’s happening

Anything I’ve missed .......

Whoever it was put poor Karen in hospital, didn't he?

Jhonny allen?
As ruby is mean to be coming back

Yesterdayizdone1 no spoilers please! We don’t talk about who is supppsed to be coming back, any predictions on this thread are guesses

I loved Tiffs face when chess man said "I couldn't find the light switch!"

So Joyce knew she was gonna die? But far fetched the old letters storyline but quite romantic all the same.

Can't keep up with Ian! He's like a yo yo on speed atm 😂

Ian has lost the plot!

I didnt think shaz top was bad Fridays 😳

Joyce’s letters are silly - did we ever find out what she died from

I am thinking bobby with new head will be back for Xmas

He must be due to parol soon.

And maybe Alfie and kat abs Hayley

Is there a vip section at the new restaurant 😂😂😂

So Joyce left a trail of clues which may well have not been found culminating in an open ended ticket to Australia do such things even exist ? This has to be the most convoluted rubbish way to write out a character yet !

Oh well / mr spams legacy is Bernie’s ‘chess love in’. ‘ making chess cool again’

Indeed, tenredthings, it's an open ticket to Australia in the form of a burnt print-out with a scorched barcode.

Yeah, that'll work at Gate 43 at Gatwick

Things like burnt tickets do not deter soap people going off abroad with one bag!

Mind you with all the systems down and Gatwick and their use of whiteboards instead he can probably get in first class on a flight to Aussie with that.
A ridiculous storyline. She may have known that without treatment she would die but when?
How did the treasure hunt for her letters start, i can't remember.

One bag and no visa

Bernie & Patrick apparently knew about the letters but didn’t think to mention it until now? What if they had waited too long and he missed the flight?
Does Ted have some kind of criminal record connected to shooting Sausage? Aus probably wouldn’t give him a visa if he had a recent gun crime conviction

No visa, no ID, just wanders onto the plane. Gets a job in Australia running youth chess clubs.

Yy, Nancy, surely there'd be a Sausage-based entry refusal?

I think Ted might pop his clogs before he gets to the airport, poor old sod

Didn’t Mrs spam take the rap for Ted shooting Johnny? I can’t remember.
His been eating too much fatty spam hence the chest pains !

According to the almighty wiki, Mrs Spam and Mr Spam got community service and suspended sentence respectively for the Sausage shooting.

Are you allowed to travel in a suspended sentence, I didn’t think so? Unless it has expired?

I did not see the spams in a high vis sweeping up the mean streets of Walford!
Maybe his community service involved teaching Bernie chess!

His old with angina and a suspended sentence / the Aussies wouldn’t want him!

They must have read this thread. I think he's binned the ticket already.

Although Bernie will have it back out before you can say 'Perth Junior Chess Championships'.

The idea of Grunt being Keanu’s Dad has made me smile! I’d love him to come back and start winding up Mitchelloni.
Whatever happened to their house in Italy?

It would be marvellous if GM was his father!

Or another horrid character like Derick Branning!

Kush

Ian definitely slid down his string tonight but I'm not sure how he's gonna claw back up it 😂😂

Mas/Ian/Kaff was obvious, Kush was a bit of a shocker

I wonder if Ted knows he needs travel insurance & a visa ( the script writers have obviously never been further than Calais, Alfie & his brother managed to move to Aus a day after deciding to go!)