EASTENDERS 28 - absolutely no spoilers !!!!

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Soooooooo not a lot going on apart from the

Stupid boring stu Story

Still waiting who will get baby abi

Will IAN get into MEL’s knickers - very unlikely 😂😂

When will kat see her kids

And of course Alfie and kat and the baby bump of Hayley

IAN and maz business - what’s happening

Anything I’ve missed .......

Ray just wears her down doesn't he

Ray puts me in a bad mood for the whole episode and everyone gets on my nerves. He's got this face where you keep looking at it and there doesn't seem to be anything there, he's eyes are tiny, almost invisible and his features blends into his hair. There's nothing.

Bernie does wear a school uniform. But judging by Tiff the school aren't that hot on enforcing the dress code.

God I washed my hair earlier and ran out before I sorted it properly. Just saw myself on the mirror and I look like Shirley.

Plus, switching over to Classic Eastenders there's Lofty. The inspiration for Halfway.

I think hope Linda is playing Stuart. When Shamu/Sheanu were tupping in the car did they pocket dial someone? And who was it?

Sharon did pocket dial someone but the call wasn't answered. It rang a phone that was on a table in the caff.

Yeah Tau gaslighted Mel a goodun

Or Ray!!!! Odd autocorrect

If Sharon’s call wasn’t answered, it would have gone to voice mail and recorded her and Keanu.

"It rang a phone that was on a table in the caff."

The caff? Or an unspecified sunny eating location on the continent? I assumed her "booty call" had gone through to Phil's vmail!

I thought hunter did his GCSE last year though I know they can do some at 14. Which means when he was planning and filming him having sex with Lou in club he was 14!! The. He was saying things like I’m not at school for long thenwould makemore sense for him to be nearly 17.

Was ray ever a police man ? Or Mel been living with a big gangster and not realised?
Still leaders it’s been change from chaos and unbelievablness of Slater household.

It definitely looked like a British caff and the table cloth was familiar. It wasn't Kaff's Caf, was it? It looked more like the other caf, where everyone goes for their really secret meetings.

So presumably Ray is the brother of Kira, ex wife of Aidan? Didn't Mel say Kira was her ex sister in law?

Ray noface made me laugh tobee

Hmm, well it will have made a last called/caller redial. Surely. So who does she call much? Phil, Denny, who else?

Maybe I should stop worrying to write outstanding EE scripts even though I am better at it than the script writers they apparently use

Yes Kira is rays sister

Tobee: lofty bless him! Chelle was a cow to him.
Sharon is playing with fire : Phil will go mad when he finds out about him and her.
Poor Keanu
I think L is playing a blinder if she is playing games with Stuart. He would be easy to fool if you knew how.
Tiffany is so pretty but I would prefer to be mates with Bernie she is less flaky!

Please make the Sharon and Keanu storyline stop. I can't take anymore of Sharon's flirtatious looks. Me neither 🙈

Me and Dd ewwww whenever shanu are on screen it is revolting. I think id be more concerned about Karen finding out than Phil tbh Karen will pull every dodgy extension out of her head !

The phone was in Kaff’s Caff I think. The style of table cloth and menu are right.

The cloths change position regularly but there is a google image showing, I think, the strawberry one. The table with the phone on it is the one in front of the counter in the middle of the cafe.

It could be Louise she hasn't had a story in ages and she isn't as gullible as Denny she wouldn't fall for dodgy explainations. imagine getting that on your voicemail eeewwwww!

I thought Louise. Although she tends to have her phone in a case and the one in the cafe isn’t in one.

Excellent detective work SoupDragon

So free with you all on ray and sheanu! Surely the solution to the Stuart/mock issue is Stuart's daughter - he confessed to her didn't he?