EASTENDERS 28 - absolutely no spoilers !!!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Soooooooo not a lot going on apart from the

Stupid boring stu Story

Still waiting who will get baby abi

Will IAN get into MEL’s knickers - very unlikely 😂😂

When will kat see her kids

And of course Alfie and kat and the baby bump of Hayley

IAN and maz business - what’s happening

Anything I’ve missed .......

I thought the same Nancy - but thinking back didn't the police lose interest in the whole robbery/mick shooting business suspiciously quickly so I guess that makes sense (kinda ish). I suppose it mustve been Dylan then? No one else would surely be daft enough to shoot someone then 'hide' the gun under the bar would they?

very good point @nancy75!

Nancy : Melanie’s ex is better looking than jack the plank! Agree that having ‘ sweeny tod’ in the family would upset ciara and co.
I bet she shows up soon.

think he stroked Linda with his left hand when she was asleep?

We were shown Stu’s hand on the phone,
Must be relevant.
He probs did shoot himself.

If he’d shot himself he must have done it by the bar, put the gun where Linda found it and then got himself to the kitchen - wouldn’t there be a blood trail on the floor ( if they’d turned the bloody lights on they might have noticed a blood trail!!)

I suppose he had to hold the phone with one hand while he filmed though. Would you film with your dominant hand or stroke sleeping woman with your dominant hand? I’ve never had make that decision.

Yes there surely would be a blood trail.

Nancy , good point!
Why did he walk into the kitchen?
If he didn’t do it ( to himself) my moneys on Whit.
Or Shirley.

Only in soaps would you have to make the decision of which hand to hold your phone whilst stalking a foes wife!
Soaps : it’s another world

I love that we were all whingeing about how boring the Stu storyline was and now we’re all debating which hand he uses to wipe his bum

I love your user name : if I were a bird I would be dead by now too!
Or eaten up.

It’s a line from “that 70’s show” one of my favourite lines.

watching on catch up - i thought that Linda threw the gun away because she thought that Mick had shot Stu, but am reading reports that people think it means she shot him? i was right, they were wrong

Not seen that show!
All true though / I’ve never been good at life!
Anyway : we now know it wasn’t Linda or mick.

I’m right handed, I have just tried a filming / stroking experiment (need to get a life ASAP)
I felt most comfortable holding phone in left hand whilst stroking with right hand ( I practised on a blanket, not an unsuspecting sleeping neighbour, just in case anyone was worried)

😂😂😂

Brilliant! We will so crack this case.

Nancy : your commitment to this thread is incredible! Go Nancy!
Should the neighbours be suspicious though? 😊

80s, the neighbours are safe, they are not the kind of people you would really want to stroke (not even with gloves)

I never stroke anything anymore so I’m out!

Sounds like my neighbours Nancy! One is a spiky mare : she outstares Paddington

Well just to throw a spanner in the works I tested too. I’m right handed and felt more comfortable holding the camera in my right hand whilst stroking. The dog.

My dominant hand is my right.
This solves precisely nothing.

We’re not really taking this seriously are we? Lol!