Love Island 9

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Other thread is nearly full.
Looks like it’s all going to kick off tonight.

Grace and Alex are like mum and dad gate crashing a teenage party.

I can't believe Alex the doctor just did that on national TV

@ThunderInMyHeart it was Charlie (the nicer one Alex was hitting on who had much more about her than grace who has the personality of an un-inflated balloon from what we've seen) who was the tanning salon assistant.

I'm a bit behind. Dreading Alex

One of the guys stuck his finger in Megan’s mouth during his striptease. Vile. Bet he wouldn’t have taken that liberty with any of the other girls

To make this task any more grim they're playing an r Kelly song. And I say that as someone who loves that song

Can't. Stop. Cringing!!!!!

It'll be Megan for all of them, let's not pretend

Enjoying this too much

Go Georgia!! Bet Megan's hating this

Georgia is smug

Awks

Bet Megan is bloody fuming

I'd be smug if I'd got 5 out of the 7 of them going!

Megan will be pissed

Wtf???? Frankies performance has me hiding behind the cushion (and covering my dds face likewise!)

Jack DEFINITELY tried to body swerve that second kiss which Georgia had pulled him in for. I remember how she smirked to herself as she walked away. She is a liar and her idea of “loyalty” is frankly barking. She does not possess it any more - IF she ever did.

Agreed. And personally I don’t think he was expecting the first one to be on the lips, as his head jerks out to the side.

(I’m catching up with this to take my mind of the cringe dancing).

Wes 👌🏻

How can Megan have fucked that up? Was that WITH the handicap applied?!

Megan is fuming. Ace.

G had an amazing body.

Jack defo swerved the 2nd kiss.

I like Jack

Can’t believe the boys won! Think it’s because they are used to watching porn whereas the girls found it heart pumping as a new experience?

Megan cannot bear any of the other girls being more attractive than her.

I agree, TatianaLarina. He did not expect a kiss of any kind - on the lips.