Is anyone else watching the Au Pair programme on Channel Four

[moodlumthehoodlum]

My god its depressing..

Anna's probably scarred for life.

Tab is way cool

animal au pairs next week!

Au pairs beware!

Slice of lemon drizzle cake for the most amusing re-write of Jilly's ad (because I bet she'll be lurking on this thread).

Oooo, moodlum! Game on!

Wtf ?
Who did old smashed with a pan face think she was dancin and bloody singing?

cant believe Anna lasted 8 months, she is brave!
I dont believe that having so many carers is good for the kids!

wanted complete door mat think that sums it up oh and must have large barrow to take all shit handed out

She's got a face that could peel pain, pelvic .

SO funny - I have picked up some new dance moves there. Ciao ladies.

paint

I wouldn't have lasted 8 minutes let alone 8 months.

I think ' .. that can peel PAIN' is perfectly appropriate in this case Expat

lol Expat @ peel pain
She looks like someone has pulled her inside out and pulled her arse,instead of her face out by mistake.

The minute - no pun intended - she started in on that 'you don't wear a watch' business would have been the defining moment for me.

i baby sat for a couple who had an au pair, i didnt last the night, they wanted me to do the ironing in the morning ... no way jose. plus the child really difficult.

defining as in lamping her with her fucking 'small grower' champagne.

[just got your cat. have replied x]

Bless her - well someone obviously fancied her and it looks like she fancies herself a bit

'Are you looking to economise?'

I am! Looking to swap poop-scooping, maid and nannying duties in exchange for gold-plated watch and an occassional sip of champers.

I'm sure that ad will win her lots of takers.

so i win drizzle cake for being sad and writing clara's new wanted ad

'This is my favourite champagne.'

Well, isn't that special. Sorry, 'Jilly', but I don't do fizzy chardonnay.

Elastic, they wanted a babysitter to do their ironing?!

Yeah, I'd have been out of there.

"How do you fancy becoming a pioneer of the slave trade? Well we are looking for someone who will be paid virtually nothing to do everything connected with raising a child and having a home. Perks will include always having to be on time and never seeing your boss. "

yep, and i was

now why did the au pair??