Neighbours - Countdown to the wedding in the well...

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Noticed that the other thread is nearly full, but I don’t know how to set up the link thing on the other one. Help!

And you’ve left out the fact that Amy and Leo almost shagged before they found out they were siblings. Surely there is some kind of JK medal they can win?

Curbside, don't forget Leo and Amy had a thing with each other before they knew they were half-siblings

Just watching today's episode. I feel as though I've missed an episode

• suddenly lizard face is at the bottom of a cliff bit I'm sure it didn't end that way yesterday (I true "cliff-hanger" ending )
• Chloe and piers are talking about the Melbourne Cup but I don't thing we saw any footage of that either
• Erinsborough hospital appears to have had a makeover! Surely with Karl and David in the street we should have heard something about that? I'm guessing the set people must have done it at the same time as revamping the kennedy's!

Lizard-face at the bottom of the cliff thing has been done like that deliberately. So not even we know what really happened, much like with Hamish’s death I guess. Very much a who-dunnit type story line that they’ll drag out until one of the four women crack and go confess everything (my money is Bea confessing to Ned but that might be the most obvious answer. Maybe it’ll be Elly confessing seeing as she’s the one so adamant that they keep their mouths shut now). They won’t have Lizard-face die before he wakes up, that’s for sure. Where would the fun be in that?

Happy birthday MrsSteveMcDonald

Just caught up. There’s some weird tome continuum where it too everyone 5 mins in the car to get to this cabin that Finns exPIL happen to own right by the town where the lady who broke up their daighters relationship lives... Then Finn has surgery that before Elly get to the hospital when most surgeries take hours... and hours...

I hope Bea pushes him and can be carted off but then another side hopes it’s Susan and she gets a taste for blood and becomes a serial killer. Then Paul figures out her secret and hires her as an assassin. It could be a late night spin off show...

Susan, Night Assassin!

I vote Piers

We’re getting to that point where we need to start to think of a new thread name. Maybe something about Christmas Day ep? Dee?
I’d hate to make it about Bea as she makes everything about herself but when we had a title about pushing Jack in the well, he eventually left.

Could be a Paul title?

There’s always lots of older ladies solving crime of tv but not often doing it. I think we are due one.

You can't preplan a title, you just have to get in there and go for it!!

I reckon Xanthe did it. She’s very keen on the whole “let’s just forget about it and never say a word” thing.

I wonder if Susan intervened because he tried to attack one of the others (maybe Zanthe). It would explain Ellie and Zanthe's protectiveness. I do like the idea of Susan being an assassin!

She's probably got an assassin's outfit in the blue box. It might want a wash.

Susan and Karl's fake stone living room wall is horrible.

Yes and the Brennan’s have a faux wood wall. Maybe every house will have a different fake natural building material wall by next summer.

Toady and Sonya should get an aquarium wall.

I think Elly will start talking in her sleep & say something that Mark will think is suspicious. He'll start investigating & do a citizen's arrest when he figures out whodunnit. There'll be lots of angst in the few days between the arrest & the court case but the others will rally round & insist it was self defence. Within a week of the big reveal the culprit will be released & Mark will be back on the force because he's such an amazing cop that he's willing to arrest his girlfriend/girlfriend's family member/vulnerable young neighbour...

Maybe he and Elly will get engaged (surely over due??) and he can do another wedding themed arrest? Or Elly could propose to him and he could say no, I'm arresting you!

I'm thinking it was Xanthe because she is normally really pro honesty

So do we know who did it or did I miss it?

Not watched today’s but have a feeling it will be a while before we know. Neighbours seem to like playing the long game these days. Speaking of which, nobody mentioned Cassius smashing the model boat or the brief case (or was the latter what’s her name?)

Surely Xanthe will miraculously get the grades she needs to go to the strange medical school for stupid but rich doctors and the truth will then be about to come out that it was Xanthe wot dunnit at which point everyone will panic given that it probably isn’t allowed for doctors to kill people even in erinsborough (speaking of which surely David is due a spell of ‘shit I’ve killed a patient’ angst). As a result there will be a queue of Susan (I’ve had a good life, I’ll take the prison sentence), Bea (look at me me me I’ll take the prison sentence so that everyone thinks I’m wonderful) and Elly (look, Mark hasn’t asked me to get married yet, I might as well go to prison) keen to take the rap.

Yay! Dr Karl straight from the redeye flight from Boston to greet Finn in the emergency room!

Is it me or is Pierce quite unattractive?

One good thing about Bea. She makes Elly seem less irritating. In comparison.

I agree about feeling like we'd missed something. I was catching up a few episodes and kept having to check I'd not skipped an episode. It was like disappointment of the episode after Hamish carked it and we didn't get to the tecs, forensics and ambos.

@Smidge001 that's hilarious about the record purchase.

Paul looks similar to Tom Hanks coz of the dreadful 80s style quiff they shared.

Chloe and Mr hottie are ridiculous

As if he would buy a business to be close to a random flighty not that interested young woman
Total utter rubbish

They’ve done well with finding an actress that has a family resemblance to Andrea right? The nanny could totally pass for her mum irl.

I don’t understand psycho-Alice’s tactics. Surely there is no medication in tablet form that you could crush up into a powder and sprinkle on a sweet cookie in an amount sufficient to be addictive without it tasting really bitter? And David said that they were low dose, so surely you’d need a large amount to get any effect on Sonya? And what happens if Nell or Hugo eat them? She ‘made’ about 12 of them and Sonya doesn’t seem the sort of person who’d scoff 12 biscuits in a sitting even if they were...er...moreish!