Love Island is back

[whoopsiedaisies]

Who is going to be watching it?

They are all so invested in the whole nonsense because they think they are going to become “famous”. Lol

I wish Alex was more attractive. If only he was like the very attractive junior doctor on 24 Hours A&E. His name is Ashley but I know nothing else.

Sadly Alex has the personality of a gnat. But then apart from Wes, the other males are dire.

None of the females bar Dani are interesting but she is laying on the Lahndan accent a bit. Still, she ya the best of the bunch.

• the best

Annoyingly, I am a bit hooked. OH will scoff. 🤣

I suspect Adam will start to come out of it well just by being very careful in how he comes across. Unlike Niall who has a mouth the size of the Channel Tunnel and is showing himself to be a little boy, essentially. Adam is bound to look more mature to Kendall in comparison.

Though I have to admit Adam telling Alex he was a catch was decent.

When are the two new girls coming in? Will it be a few days yet? Cos theres no way I want to watch it every night so I want to pick the dramatic episodes, lol.

Just caught up with it after getting back from a holiday so checking in here!

As much as I feel sorry for him, Alex is awfully dull. You have to wonder what he was expecting- he doesn’t fit in with the usual type of person on the show? I can’t see him lasting long at all.

I really liked Niall in the first episode- thought he was bubbly and funny. But his immaturity has really started to show, you can tell he’s younger than the rest. It’s also very embarrassing watching how possessive he’s being over someone he’s known for two days!

Dani seems lovely as does Samira. Both seem like very genuine girls and have came across well so far. Laura and Kendall seem very generic and neither have much depth to them, and I’m not sure what to make of Hayley yet.

Also second a PP that Adam gives me the creeps!

When are the two new girls coming in? Will it be a few days yet? Cos theres no way I want to watch it every night so I want to pick the dramatic episodes, lol.

Girls will be shown arriving tonight probably towards the end then tomorrow nights will be the fall out! And then a Friday re coupling Saturday fall out at a guess

I bet this is the first time that Alex has ever "failed" at anything. He's undoubtedly from a naice family, probably sailed through school and university and usually has women falling at his feet.

His strop last night was a little bit petulant.

You've got to work it, mate! This time things aren't going to fall at your feet!

(Having said that, I hope he gets the date with Rosie and stays in).

I can’t believe no one has mentioned Niall’s weird facial expressions yet. Cringey!

Laura is actually horrendous 😂

I really don't like Laura at all. I think the money date plus the fact that no one else fancies her and she's worried she will go off with someone else is the only reason she's just kissed him.

Laura getting her claws in nice and early

Laura is def very false plus he looks like he’s snogging his mates hot mum.

I think I fancy Wes 🤔 he seems much older than 20

I cannot look at Niall without thinking of Russel Brand

I missed the first 15 mins, did I miss much?

Jack reminds me of Michael McIntyre

Oh bless Jack.
Wish I'd voted for Wes to go on a date with one of the new girls now.

Jack handled getting the brush off surprisingly well.

Dani has the smoothest bum I've ever seen in my life.

You missed

Hayley no longer fancying Eyal.
Dani no longer fancying Jack.
Laura and Wes snogging

Dani reminds me of that Lauren chick from TOWIE

Niall is getting very irritating, very quickly.

At the moment I can't stand: Niall, Hayley and Laura.

Hayley edging it out at the mo.

I really wish Niall would stop trying to be Chris.

Hayley is alarmingly aggressive about the new girls... they literally just said hi. Surely it'd be ruder to ignore them? 🙈