BGT First live show. Dec's on his own!!

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Evening. Starting off tonight. Won't be here tomorrow night!

I haven't bothered watching this year. Looks like I didn't miss much?

Boring

This is like me when there's a spider on me

I've turned it off. Boring as fuck.

You know that you're bored when you press a glass of orange juice against your chest and look to see if it moves when your heart beats... as you do....

Hello all! Not I impressed so far! Set up my ironing board and had to watch stv's apology for 15 mins.

Ooh what just ran past behind Alesha?

I noticed that Yawning

This is monotonous!!

Sam and Dec?????

I saw someone too

I didnt understand the card trick?

Well that was boring

I kind of enjoyed that? I don't know?

Nothing that's not been done before. DH has done some of these tricks when he dabbled in the past.

I thought he was good!

I like him. He's a good showman.

Ooh iklboo tell us more!

I'm only on Shameer

I'm sure she just said she wanted to be a fashion vagina

I'm bored!!!

Now I'm done with the vomit bags, what's the next act?

I quite liked them the first time but disappointed this time!

Oh dear

That was so flat, from the lovely Korean couple.