BGT First live show. Dec's on his own!!

[84CharingCrossRoad]

Evening. Starting off tonight. Won't be here tomorrow night!

Thought that guy was great, very original

That was a surprise!

I want the comedian to win so I can see the queen looking like a bulldog chewing a wasp again.

HarrietKettle, who could resist? PMd you

I thought the judges took it with reasonably good grace too.

Missed the comedian. My late DP's daughter popped in to see me..

@ofcoursehesthefuckingfarmer That bloke at the end was hilarious! Couldn't stop laughing. Definitely wasn't meant to be there! 😂

Rewind OP : you'll love him.

The comedian was brilliant 84. Very funny, very clever and brilliant timing.

DW still thinks pretending to be gay is funny.

^ This

These girls are not good. I think BGT needs to discourage mawkish acts.

But I do rather want the gay guy to wear a hat so he can be Gay In A Beret ....

Well I'm missing everything that is going on because my twat of a dog insisted he needed to go out (despite going for a walk less than an hour ago) and is now taking 3 fucking hours to find precisely the exact blade of grass to crap on. I swear I'm going to lose my shit before he does....

Messaged you MyName

I'm going to lose my shit before he does

I agree. DW is not a nice man. I know that for a fact

Thanks HK

Have messaged you Harriet.

Right, dog turd released. Dog been sent to bed. TV viewing can resume.

I caught my cat weeing on DS2's bed yesterday. If that helps.

It’s getting to the point where they need a separate bgt for those with sad back stories, impossible for anyone else to win.
First dance group was very talented but not a hope in hell against the second
Am hardened old cynic though so ...

My name i know what you mean. Something just doesn't sit right with me. If they do win it won't be because they are the best act and it's meant to be a talent show. I feel awful thinking that but there are plenty of places for tributes and I just don't think this is it

What is this, The Voice? He's wheeled his Nan out for votes!!

I want this guy to do well. Loved his audition....

I think we all know that the Manchester dance act will go through. They aren't the best dancers but will go through for other reasons.

I'm glad the girl is recovering and she's done so well going back to dancing but at the end of the day the acts with the most talent should go through.