EASTENDERS 27 - noooooooooooooo spoilers please

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Soooooooo not a huge lot going on

Martin - STACEY or Sonja

Max - will he get baby abi

Slaters - are they staying esp Kat without her kids :(

When will kush and DENISE go

Will bobby new head be back soon

Who is in the car watching

It’s Friday night and I have a large Baileys in my hand 🍸🍸🍸 - baby /toddler blondes is sparko and I can’t think of any more storylines at MO 😂😂😂

EASTENDERS is actually quite boring

I'm a night behind, I've just watched last night's episode - but me and DH didn't understand the whole text thing in the cafe. Can someone explain it, we must have blinked!

Re the texting (and I'm happy to be corrected if I've got it wrong!) ... all the kids except Unter said they'd received a text from an unknown number saying "I know what you did". Keegan was obviously suspicious of Unter and asked to see his phone. He said he'd left it at home. Keegan then called the number that the message had come from and a phone rang in Unter's pocket. Louise accused him of having a burner. He said it was just a joke.

Ohhhh. That makes sense now, thanks!

Stacey and Martin in the van in the middle of the square.. As if!

Well you say that about Stacey & Martin in the van - I work at a sports club, one day I got in my car and the van parked next to me was moving . I thought there was something wrong with my eyes until the back doors opened and a couple got out

Maybe Vincent stole the money to get back at Phil and Kim will receive an anonymous envelope with 15 grand in. I think the MN advice to Jack would be to stay the hell away away from Hunter and his mum !

Absolutely loyal eastenders fan here lol! No matter how bad it's got I've never gave up on it haha. Love Karen, she's hilarious!

In cafe Keagen decided to text jack back after they decided it was him. Then Unters phone pinged after saying he left his phone home. He then said oh that be my mum. Then Louise Bernie and becks text same number and his phone pinged again so they knew was him.

Not sure why he’s Niked it if his mum going get the sack. Can’t just be get back at Jack

Kim is such a great actor and so good looking, such style.

I don't get why Martin and Stacey are sneaking around?!

It's so tedious, the money story. Is anyone interested in it?

Hopefully next week's episodes are better.

Stacey will end up pregnant again at this rate!

And now a van. Seriously

Well the whole square now knows so they do it at home in a bed

And minter pretended that jack hit him 🙄

Hunter is a poo bag! He hates his mum being with jack for some reason we don’t know about!

Poor Kim tonight, feel sorry for her
Mel is blind, munter is just as horrible as his dad.
The club opens at 5pm? What kind of club opens at 5pm - most of E London gets going at about 11 o’clock!

What is Mock going to do about nonce Stu? I’m guessing the friendship is over

I had to check there wasn’t a new thread with it being so quiet. Er we could do without another serious and heavy going social issue after the stabbing s. It’s too soon.

I thought Mel and Sharon were friends? Would she really dump her that fast? Who’s going run bar? Though given the fantastic house she manages rent then they save themselves a lot of money paying Woody and Billy instead.

What is this business that Ian and Mas are trying to do? Didn’t they get funding already? I’m confused

Sty is another scumbag! We all knew it though.
Let’s hope Mick dobs him in.

Stu rather! Blooming phone

Sharon is channeling Ma Baker and turning into a ruthless bully, she probably took it herself like she robbed the jewels. Hunter's being portrayed as a scheming psycho but getting his mum sacked is not going to be great for him so I don't think he did it.

Ma Sharon- she owned a club

Ma ma ma ma Sharon
Said Mel had to die..

The other soap threads are quiet as well so maybe more people are out than usual because of the warm weather.

I think the main tv channels are just waiting for the World Cup to start. Summer tv is always a bit dire too.
EE has been a bit boring last few weeks.

Stuart the sleaze hopefully Mick will sort him out. The wheres my money is a load of tosh isn't it

It seems too obvious Stuart's a paedophile so there's probably an innocent explanation to the pictures and text. Can't think of one, though.

Maybe stuart is 1 of those paedophile hunters?

I was wondering what Cockney rhyming slang word Mick would come up with to call Stuart, something that rhymes with nonce.

Maybe he abused Halfway which explains his earlier reluctance to see him and some of his idiosyncrasies.