BGT week 5!

[Soubriquet]

What the fuck was that?!

(The old man rapping)

He's from Cheltenham

Is he wearing a wig?

Anyone want a plate? Got a few in the cupboard

Ant: that was smashing

Proper dad joke

Go on then sou I’ll have a do

Does anyone actually win these competitions?

I feel sorry for the stage hand having to clean that lot up

Thank you Soubriquet. Wonder what jingle his ice cream van plays.

I'd take the car but I'd need the £50k to be able to afford to put fuel in it

I am now back up to speed. Thank god for breaks I can fast forward to catch up

Husband is still merrily watching Eurovision. They're only on #13, I'm going to have to take the dog for a late night walk at this rate

Hmmm I think he's a comedian of some sort

SuBo #2?

Another freaking singer

It's been a night of them tonight hasn't it

Amanda will cry

I want him.to be good. Mainly because his wife looks nice and I don't think she'd let him make a tit of himself

Paul potts the second

He is very good

Maria for the love of god, answer when i call.

Well he was amazingly good.

I'll give him that indeed.

But where's all the other acts?! Why is it just singers!!!

Can’t have taken him too long to memorise the lyrics.

I do get some weird enjoyment about looking at the funny faces people pull when they sing. Maybe that comes from being forced to watch songs of praise every Sunday as a kid

Ah, proffesional singer, sob story

you got your wish another

Thats how you know when people are miming another - if they don’t look ridiculous they’re not singing live