Eurovision 2018: Dust off your hamster wheel and dig out your pink pleather leotard

[OublietteBravo]

I couldn't see a 2018 Eurovision thread. But surely I can't be the only one who has been checking out this year's songs.

Semi final 1 is looking tough - my money is on the winner coming through this one.

Meanwhile semi final 2 seems wide open. Pretty much anyone could make it through.

Plus there are some reasonable songs from the 6 guaranteed finalists.

Yup this one is all performance and crap song, Oubliette.
The lyrics are pants

Its very Jamiroquai

OK...I like this one! I'd be shocked if he doesn't get through.

Well it worked for Johnny Logan.

Nope Alexander that's how you write a load of drivel, cute though you might be

He’s already won the competition once. He shouldn’t be so greedy.

Checking in.....and tonight I have wine, so apologies if I get pissed

It was shit.

Too Bruno Mars for my liking

Jane but Johnny could write a song

Whoever wrote that needs to go back to songwriting school.

There more to writing a song than that, surely!

Are you allowed instruments on stage or not, I know there's some rule.

Oh - it's bring-a mannequin song

It´s just too perky. It´ll probably win.

Yes, that was shit

Rybak writes back to a right hack. No.

I am robot meets mannequin

Ooh creepy masks.

She looks like a blonde Morticia from the Addams family.

Creepy

Hate this.

autons

This is a very mismatched song

Gerry Halliwell ?

Those low crotch trousers seem to be the thing this year.

It’s gone all clean bandit.

A second rate Bonnie Tyler