Sam & Billie - The Mummy Diaries

[DBoo]

Omg Gaynor is an MNetter. Hello Gaynor 😁.

Just watching this now. First of all makes me mega broody!!! Secondly I really like Billie and Gregg, seem really down to earth and I know others probably won't agree but I quite like big Paul and think he's just not up for the fame thing.

Anyone else watching?

[creamcheeseandlox]

Greg came across as a bit of an arse in the last series but does seem much more likeable this time.

[Mammyloveswine]

Oh Dboo im sorry .

Co-sleeping is safe if guidelines are followed but didn't look like it to me at the end there. But it was just a snapshot.

I was aghast at the lack of a nighttime routine... didn't expect that from miss perfect parent at all!

Anyone else notice the tumbleweed when the registrar asked big Paul his occupation? I was cringing when sam described herself as a "tv personality"... although she could have said "photographer"

I love the bones of Greg, proper cracks me up! Big Paul clearly in love with him...

[Scotschic]

Yeah I always thought Paul wasn’t really a property developer/estate agent, if he had have been then he would have just said so. I actually don’t mind Paul though, he’s coming right out of his shell and I think he has grown on Sue & Billie, Greg definitely likes him though.

Sam & Paul are making a rod for their own back with this co sleeping thing, my DD slept all night from 6 weeks onwards though so I haven’t experienced kids not sleeping, although they just have to put Paul in his own bed though & eventually he’ll get used to it.

I think Dave’s date probably knew who he was before she agreed to the date, and obviously he’d have to mention the cameras being there. I thought it was a little creepy when he said a woman once walked into the pub and he thought she looked good and then realised it was one of his daughters! Yuck. Did she agree to ‘go back’ with him even though he asked her if her boobs were real?!

I liked seeing Gaynor laughing her head off!

[Scotschic]

@DBoo

Sorry to hear about your baby being stillborn, I have a brother that was stillborn and I always count him when I’m counting how many brothers I have so I get why you say you have a son.Xx

[DBoo]

Thank you.

Oh I thought Dave was saying the only date he had was with someone younger and the woman said and did someone think it looked like you were with your daughter and he laughed and said yes. Then he said the girls had said he couldn't date anyone younger then 30 so he must prefer younger women. Probably a status thing in Essex though. Is Dave the one that has been in prison or is that their real dad?

[Scotschic]

Their real dad is Lee Faiers and he has been in prison, as well as Dave, and he used to batter Sue, bastard, he made a lot of money back in the day, google him and you will see the resemblance between he and Sam.

I thought Dave said that he needs a woman that’s 30 at the minimum, which considering he’s in his early 60s then I find it a little pervy, but hey that’s a lot of men for you! I think he’s still in love with Sue.

[Scotschic]

I think your maybe right DBoo about what Dave said about daughter thing, I shall watch it all over again and see, I like watching certain things over again anyway!

Do you think Gaynor laughed a little too much when she was sitting next to Dave? The throwing back of the head for one was a bit flirty!

[DBoo]

Yeah I thought the 30 thing was creepy Sam must be knocking on 30s door now. Like dating you're daughter.

[Mumofboys89]

He said he had 4 daughters so presumably 2 bio kids? Never seen or heard about them before

[Scotschic]

Yeah I think 2 daughters must be bio too.

I think, sadly that there’s many men like Dave who fancy women far too young for them, and so many men that are delusional about these young women fancying them back! I didn’t like it when Dave asked his date about her boobs being real

[DBoo]

No the boob thing was grosse but I think that was cos she was paid. I would like to think in real life he would never do that but who knows. He will be single a long time if he does.

There is a young girl who in previous series always worked alongside Sam and I often wondered if she was a relative, maybe one of his daughters?

[Scotschic]

Do you mean Sams P.A? Mmmn I’m not sure although surely she would’ve mentioned that the girl was her stepsister?

Sam’s personality has changed dramatically since towie, and her sexy dress sense has changed too.

[DBoo]

I know when you think back to the first series of towie when she was seeing mark it's like a different person.

Yeah, she always had baby Paul and stuff seemed closer than just a work colleague but I could be wrong.

[Scotschic]

Do you think Paul has changed Sam or do you think that Sam thinks that because she’s a Mum now then she shouldn’t be dressing sexy, or something equally ridiculous?!

She treated Joey Essex like crap and was quite possessive over him!

[Mammyloveswine]

Omg when Gaynor spat her wine out! She was very touchy feely with Dave wasn't she?

Yeah big Paul definitely not a property developer lol!

I thought Paul came across better yesterday! I never used to really like Billie but im loving her!

Dave's date was so cringe... i totally missed the whole "thought she looked good until realised it was his daughter!" Wtaf???

[Scotschic]

Mammy I missed Dave’s comment about the daughter too, I really thought he said he liked the look of a woman that walked in the pub until he realised it was one of his daughters, yuck!

Yeah I knew Paul couldn’t be a property developer/estate agent that couldn’t get his own family a house! I’m telling you he’s most likely a drug dealer, watch this space! I wonder if the paps will now look into Paul’s ‘occupation’ seen as he has previously stated the PD/ES crap?!

Yeah agree about Gaynor flirting with Dave!

[Scotschic]

Sorry Mammy just realised you wrote what I thought anyway! I’m tired and reading too fast!

[Mammyloveswine]

Haha scots no probs!

[Jimbobjovi]

I agree that Sam seems to think she has a "brand" to protect now by dressing a certain way and cutting Ferne out etc. which is sad. Billie was always a bit of an extra in Towie - no storylines of her own due to her off-screen relationship with Gregg so it's nice to see her come into her own a bit. I've always liked Sam (apart from when she was being nasty to Joey) but I feel like she's drifting away from being relatable now.

[Scotschic]

I didn’t like Billie much before either but I liked that she didn’t have Gregg on Towie and I suspect that Towie wasn’t his cup of tea and I admire him for this alone.

Yeah Sam used to be a favourite of mine in the Towie days (nasty treatment of Joey aside) but she’s so up her own arse & she really does think she’s the only woman to have had a baby! She also copies Billie a lot, I think she will probably know that Billie is becoming more popular than her and I doubt she’ll like it.

One thing about Billie is that I didn’t like that she called herself a celebrity, she was on a photo shoot with others and said ‘other celebrities’, IMO she’s a reality star not a celebrity, although the interest she gets obviously makes her think of herself as a celebrity, but IMO a celebrity is an actor, singer, presenter, not someone who allowed their day to day life to be filmed! Asides from that then I do like her, I’d love to see her without the make up trowelled on though!

[Jimbobjovi]

Is it me or did ITV go out of their way to make Olivia from Love Island like a right bitch? They showed the other girls laughing and chatting and every shot of her was her sour faced, huffing and looking moodily at her phone. Or maybe she just is a right bitch 😂

[Scotschic]

Olivia was probably arguing, with her man Chris, in texts, did you know that they were, apparently the most talked about couple in Britain?!

[Scotschic]

I never once watched Love Island though, and omg it was everywhere, I had a FB account at the time and everyday 5 times a day there was some shite or other about them, I deleted my FB account not long after it...

[Scotschic]

Just seen a clip for next weeks show and Sam is going overboard on a 2nd birthday party for Paul, I get the wanting to spoil your child but kids that are spoiled grow up to be entitled little shits!

Sophia, Tamara Ecclestones daughter, is the most spoilt child on the planet and I think she’ll be one of these ‘mean girl’ types when she gets to the teenage years, her friends will be in awe of her & all her ‘stuff’ but at the same time they will hate her as well, she will be awful and the only person that will see her ‘wonderfulness’ will be Tamara, Tamara is another one who thinks she’s the only woman to have had a child!

[IHaveBrilloHair]

I pretty fast forwarded the Sam scenes this week, it's too staged and cringe, I love Billie and Greg and the rest of the family.
Sam is a person, not a brand, she'd do well to remember that.