Sam & Billie - The Mummy Diaries

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Omg Gaynor is an MNetter. Hello Gaynor 😁.

Just watching this now. First of all makes me mega broody!!! Secondly I really like Billie and Gregg, seem really down to earth and I know others probably won't agree but I quite like big Paul and think he's just not up for the fame thing.

Anyone else watching?

Yes India and Nelly wouldn’t be modelling if it wasn’t for their mums

I really liked this program last season, I’m finding this one though really dull.
Sam only has two rooms in that giant house, the kitchen and play room.
Big Paul sits around all day until he needs to build something then Sam cant stop going on about what a catch he is ()
Rosie is pretty much ignored
Thank god for the comedy of Greg to pull it through

Yay! Gaynor's back!
Poor baby Paul doing potty training on national tv!

I do think Sam is a natural mother though. If a little clueless. She's so smiley.

God Sam so loves herself and thinks she is mum of the bloody year. So What u have 2 kids big deal? Iv 4 and am doing my nursing degree as well as looking after my 4 kids , house etc etc . She loves saying she is a "celebrity" . I mean she isn't that big of a celebrity . She certainly isn't known in America and many people in England have no clue who She is . She manages to do normal things all the time without the paps following her and the times she does get papped is when she has rang them herself. Get over yourself Sam! Billy is the bigger star

Why are they pushing paul so hard to potty train. So what if he is coming up to 3 ? There is no set age they NEED to be toilet trained by. All kids are different and some do it early and some later ? 2 is really young to potty train. When they are ready they let u know and u don't need to force the issue so much.

I wish billy would time down the make up. She is naturally very pretty but her make up is so thick and she just looks so overdone all the time. I wonder what she looks like with no make up ? I bet she looks loads younger without all that crap on her face

Also, poor Sam trying to get a compliment off Paul and all he's doing is looking at his phone and ignoring her 🙄

Sam saying she cooks all the kids food, so what?? And I can remember her doing promo bits for Heinz baby food!!

Gaynor loves baby Paul so much, its so nice to see.
Billie and Greg are just so funny. They have a very good rapport. I like the way he rubs her with little comments. And not that billie needed it all, but she wasn’t starting her hen party exercise regime a week before her hen party!! She looks really great physique wise.

The other child (not Binky’s), she was slightly older looking than Nelly, was gorgeous.

I agree with PP who said this series is a bit boring. I find myself on my phone a lot whilst it’s on.

Is it normal to still be giving a 9 month old puréed food or was I a terrible mother for giving mine proper meals and leaving them to it? Surely Rosie can grab and chew?

I'm actually cringing at the building the kids bench scene. It's like watching a school girl flirt with the popular football player you can tell they haven't gone near each other in months, she was trying so hard to flirt when he took his top off.

I'm finding all her scenes cringe, shes trying too hard to make out all is perfect.

What is their problem with using childcare? It would do Paul good to have a few hours mixing with other children.

Going over to LA for a photoshoot for Claires was a bit far.

I wonder if it’s Paul that hasn’t went near Sam or is it the other way about?!...I bet he just lies there like a sack of potatoes too

I thought she said to him, 'show us your moobs!' instead of 'moves' I had to laugh.
She's so sunny and smiley all the time, bless her. He hasn't sucked the life out of her yet. I always hope he's just mega uptight in front of the cameras rather than like that all the time.

Yep a quick google and there's videos and promos of Sam with baby Paul for Heinz. She's so self-righteous.
This series is so boring, they literally do nothing - day at safari park 'oh wow Paul's little face' err yeah. She must be so jealous of Billie. Her PA job just sounded like she wanted a skivvy - surely she has a management team?
Sam and Paul's 'flirty' moments are so unnatural. Also Paul saying baby Paul 'needed white pants like daddy' - why not let him choose whatever pants he wants - fun ones with characters on etc

Paul needs his son to have white pants because he is on the autistic spectrum I’m damn sure of it and he is a little obsessed with white clothes, most Autistic/Aspergers sufferers have little routines, things that they need to be a certain way.

Yes the white pants was so odd! Especially when the kids potty training white pants would just get ruined? He was so determined 'no white ones' and she just went with it.

I definitely agree he must be on the spectrum and with the hand sanitizer too! And she didn't even take baby Paul shopping with her?! I'm glad they realised Gaynor was touching the animals etc to show the babies not to be afraid of things.

I really wish Sam would stick up for herself and stop fawning over big Paul. He really isn’t the catch she makes him out to be!

She just seems so vacant and smiley I can't make sense of her really, not in a nasty way I mean she's perfectly nice and all but there's just something 'off'!

Gaynor is a fun Grandma though! Sam doesn't seem very different to how she came across on Towie to be honest.

I also think Large Paul just sees Mini Paul as his tiny copy so therefore must have the same clothing. I really don't think he is autistic. Mini Paul would have a better time if had a couple of mornings each week at nursery, then maybe Sam could manage without a PA.

Sam is clearly a lovely devoted mother but she’s soo overly conscious of how she comes across it’s painful. I remember reading somewhere years ago that she wanted her family to become the UK kardashians, problem is they aren’t that interesting or inspirational.
As for her “fashion brand”- ship a load of toot from China that really belongs on a market stall like every other z lister does.

I think Sam fawns over Big Paul because if she doesn't she's have to admit that she made a huge mistake with him and she'd prob rather chop off an arm than admit that to anyone let alone her family. Gaynor does seem a fun, if somewhat manic, Grandma. Any sign of her being interested in Rosie yet or is it just Paul still?

I think if she hadn’t potty trained baby Paul she would get flack for keeping him in nappies at almost 3.
I think the series is heavily edited as to what the public reaction is.....I remember Gaynor wasn’t liked very much in previous series but she has come across lovely on this one.
Again last series it was that Paul didn’t talk much and this time he’s givkng more input -parroting Sam-

The kids are so lucky to have Sue & Gaynor though, they are both really lovely grandparents

Got to love that this week Sam is drumming home that she only allows organic snacks for her kids whereas in Billies IG stories, Arthur is munching on a muffin and Nelly has candyfloss.