Neighbours Spoilers - a peek down the well

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PLEASE BE WARNED THIS CONTAINS SPOILERS, GOSSIP AND GENERAL HILARITY.

SO, what do you know??

It was called Polarity and Promimity, three seperate dances, only one with a discernible storyline but lots of amazing dancing, lots of traditional ballet moves mixed in with more contemporary styling and music. Performed by Birmingham Royal Ballet who are excellent

Sound beautiful

*sounds sorry I’m not all there today x

And, lowering the tone, the physique on some of the men... lots of topless men and very tight lycra in modern ballet

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You wouldn’t look at the other side 🙈

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Def some toned bottoms lol and some tmi at the front 🐍

Saw that Magda was filming again today

middle yeah I wonder what that’s about. If it’s true that she is part of Karl’s real father’s family, maybe it’s a storyline to do with that.

In other news-so Fake Dee has gone psycho and now thinks she’s the real Dee? I wasn’t expecting that!

www.digitalspy.com/soaps/neighbours/news/a860081/neighbours-ryan-moloney-fake-dee-real-dee/

"They've always teased us about the story, but I didn't even think of the possibility that Andrea could get pregnant."
Eve needs to get her backside here, we guess all the stories

Eve is a wonderful actress on and off the telly

I think she IS Dee. But not sure how Willow fits in as she has her bio dad now who must have seen pics unless he’s just playing along because she’s out of his league and he wants kudos when really her bio Mum is some other lady (what was the rescue lady’s name meant to be?) and Dee has being playing Mum to her since they met and she knows no different.

I think they should have a street wide scrappy scrappy game. Sod that, make it intercontinental. The men of Ramsey Street must have fathered a few thousand by now. Karl, Paul, Brad, Lou, who else? Poor Mark being in a street full of men making them left right and centre whilst he ken dolls in the background.

Apologies for the unnecessarily long Dee sentence. I’m not going back and punctuating it

I think she's NOT Dee. I don't think she needs to be any more. She's given him a baby that's apparently his and looks like her, that's enough to drive them crazy.

If she has had a psychotic break and believes she's Dee it is possible she had one after the accident and split off her Dee personality then. She met Daddy one way or another and after the break believed willow was hers. He was happy to give his kid a mom so went along with it but she fled with Willow?

But I don't think it is her. I think they'll grow to love Hugo and she'll reappear and say he's not the Dad

Yeah, I don’t think she’s Dee either. I still haven’t given up hope that we’ll find out the full truth about Dee though, and who Bench Woman was, because she did NOT look 5 months pregnant.
In a couple of weeks, Sonya keeps a secret from Toadie but later regrets it. I wonder if she is pregnant herself, or maybe she has found out something about real Dee?

Does anyone know if the baby is Toadie's? I can't bear the drawn out "suspense" for a whole week.

Yes it is

(The baby being toadies, I meant)

Oh crap. Think I'm going off this programme, finally. How much longer do we have to endure Lizard Features and Bambi? Dipi is really annoying me too. Even makes Yashvi bearable, which is saying something.

Lizard features will only be in it for a couple more weeks The baby is Toadie’s but there will be a few more twists.

www.digitalspy.com/soaps/neighbours/interviews/a860237/neighbours-spoilers-star-colette-mann-sheila-canning-new-deal/

Nice interview with Colette Mann.

who is lizard features?

I assumed scooby meant Finn. Could be wrong though!

Yep, Finn. Panto villain. Another one.

I did like the camera in the tea chest though, suitably creepy

An Australian actress called Denise Drysdale is coming in October to play Sheila’s sister-she’ll be in it for a couple of episodes.

I really want someone to move the box so it's starting at the sofa and then Karl get his durian out for Susan to taste 😉😆😆😆😆😆😆