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Peter Barlow is the scum of the Earth

46 replies

mamamalt · 05/02/2018 19:46

That’s all. I hate him. He’s selfish and childish and a literal drain on everyone he is around.
And a crap dad

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hilbil21 · 05/02/2018 22:34

My DH always says Simon is mixed race. I don't see it I just see curly hair and freckles haha

JaneJeffer · 05/02/2018 22:35

He needs a drink to bring out his fun side but unfortunately he can't have one !

DioneTheDiabolist · 05/02/2018 22:39

The Barlows are a pretty fucked up family who should be avoided at all costs. Ken Barlow was a shit dad.

Strippervicar · 05/02/2018 22:50

DearMrDilkington I defo missed an opportunity to experience more of him. Dammit.

Cannot confirm whether he stank of fags. It was pre smoking ban. Also, he had a cigarette on so most likely.

Been a long time since I watched coronation street but I am hoping he stinks of fags, booze and whiskey from the corner shop.

CandyYumYum · 05/02/2018 23:06

Ken must have some seriously impressive sex moves. The ladies lined up for a bit of Ken Barlow action.

ChinkChink · 05/02/2018 23:09

Used to fancy him until I realised he's about 4' 10".

barkingfly · 06/02/2018 04:29

Does he do all his scenes standing on a box then?

EdithWeston · 06/02/2018 06:54

It was Terry who should smell of corner-shop whisky!

Ken has been much less amorous since his kimono was destroyed. But like Samson's hair, it must have been what gave him his powers

Primarkismyonlyoption · 06/02/2018 06:58

I quite like him and would go there Blush
He would definitely be fab....
Daniel is greasy and pale. And would not.
Where's Phelan??

mamamalt · 06/02/2018 08:49

😂😂 started this looking for solidarity in my disliking of PB. We’ve ended up in a PB perve fest!
@DioneTheDiabolist agreed. Ken wins shit dad award with Peter a close second!
He’s just one of those men who blames everyone else for his mistakes or misfortune that I can’t stand. Major turn off! 🤮

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mamamalt · 06/02/2018 08:50

@Primarkismyonlyoption totally agree on Daniel. I cannot imagine Carla seriously being excited by him!

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Primarkismyonlyoption · 06/02/2018 09:12

But ken gets paid fuck loads for sitting at a table and using the same facial expression.
Bit like charlie in casualty. Need to kill em both off and scrap license fees in exchange.

ManyFloralBlouses · 06/02/2018 09:15

Yes peter does have something about him

Susiesoap7 · 06/02/2018 09:58

Daniel is yucky, no way would a real Carla sleep with him, she's getting very desperate now.

Primarkismyonlyoption · 06/02/2018 10:17

Shes using him to distract her.
Has anyone else noticed carla has looked the same for years?
Even when she was lynda block in some football thing.
I think theyve deliberately made daniel look like hes kens son with the hair. What happened to oxford?!
And Adam is quite dominant woth hos looks and tallness and very strong scottish accent. He seems to not fit in with the boring barlows.
Cant wait to see Eileens face when Phelan is exposed.

HappyLollipop · 06/02/2018 10:23

Simon is not peters son, the kid is mixed race maybe even a 1/4 black but peter needs to go on Jeremy Kyle and get himself a DNA test. Carla and Daniel make no sense, Carla and Adam would have been a better match.

Primarkismyonlyoption · 06/02/2018 10:36

No doubt adam will find out eva is preg to aiden and go to carla next.
Poor peter. Are people this promiscuous in real life in that over time in a small community, everyone has shagged everyone? Bloody hope nobody has an sti they'd need a street supply of antibiotics.
Dev's acting is awful where he is in love with bipolar with Gina. And Sally's bimbo daughter is awful! Put me off private school for mine Grin

Primarkismyonlyoption · 06/02/2018 10:37

In love with gina. Not bipolar.

maddiemookins16mum · 06/02/2018 10:40

He's always been a knob womble though, ever since he cheated on Sally Lindsay (not in rl obvs).
However I lost interest in any of his storylines when he left Leanne (who to be fair always loved little Nicky Tilsley) to be with Carla. I always assumed he adored Leanne, how wrong was I.

mamamalt · 06/02/2018 17:51

Maddiemoo the only person he adores is himself!

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crackerjacket · 06/02/2018 17:53

He's is so freakin hot.

I'd certainly oblige.

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