THE VOICE- It's Week 3- We've had J-Hud performing, Olly drooling- what will this week bring?

[Raahh]

Last week it seemed to be Tom's turn to entertain the masses between auditions.

Olly was totally embarrassing with Jessica Rabbit woman.

I'm struggling to remember if any of the contestants were actually good.

I've got pop corn.

Been miserable week, weather wise. I feel a bit soggy.

Oh here we go, Olly finally gets to sing

oh Olly sit down

Where's the fecking corkscrew?

Aaand....here goes Olly. I don't really like his voice that much tbh.

Jhud will not be outdone by Olly, trust me

I think Olly should get the trapdoor. And then the big peace sign should be turned around to tell him to fuck off.

Best version of this was when he performed it on Strictly when the Muppets were on it. He danced with Miss Piggy.

He just dabbed,

That is soo 2016, Olly.

Aww I love Olly.

Did you hear that Cheryl(insert latest husband's surname here) is coming back to shit factor?

Is he in labour?

White socks? Is this what the youngsters are wearing?

Who was it who texted their friend last week about our burning desire to confirm Oily's sexuality? Nancy?

Ox and who??

Subtitles just told me these boys gaffawed.

Which has amushed me no end. For some reason!!

dillite really?

I can't stand her really. She ruins it by making all about her. Simon can;t help but fawn all over Pwincess Chezza. And she never gets on with any on with any of the other women on the panel.

Aw I like these guys!

Do you think they give the audience drugs?
The are way more enthusiastic than is necessary.

Yes it was me, word is Olly likes Ladies!

guffawed is a good word.

No-one does that enough.

I think his cat is of the deceased variety

Olly concentrating makes him look like he's straining for a poo.

Olly is such a sheep!

Oh dear, not good guys 🔫

Oh, I say! (in best Dot Cotton voice) Thanks Nancy

Did they listen to the same wailing as we did?

Unfortunately so raahh. It will be ridiculous seeing her bottomed face trying to express cutesy facial expressions.