please reassure me - god i think I am tre from the apprentice

[Porcupine]

i knwo i am bad but please not as bad as him
i think his snap judgemtns are so like me and his condeming of anythign he doesn tdo.
god help

i like him actually

is he a name changer?

lol
otter
am i liek tre

it's all stupid titties and fish! COD! it's like he's talking to you...

football on here

is the apprentice any good? always lots of annoying shouty people wheneve I look at it

Oh my god. i think i might be like Cod. i'm totally destructified at the though. just like the oceans. [hangs head]

lol
new bravsissmo ctalogeue VERY nice

most of the art is vile

sir alan won't be happy. i've seen this one already.

well of course i have, i was in it. [makes mental not to inhabit persona]

lolol

fancy a shag tre?

do you talk utter shitey shite like him porcupine

yes
( no shag tho-

no thank you, notanotter. i think i'm a married man. i certainly mentioned having a child in a previous episode, which suggests i might have a life partner to whom i wish to remain faithful.

well done tre - won and a good egg to boot!

do you like me in flip flops?

I don't think tre would have such a moment of insecurity