If you could appear on any TV show , which would it be?

[Comedyshortsgamer]

And why

I would appear on match of the day being a football fan.

Strictly as a contestant. The major drawback is that this would necessitate being some sort of 'celebrity', which I certainly don't want to be.

Oh, Strictly, beyond a shadow of a doubt!
Disclaimer: I’m not famous and I have two left feet. I’m convinced though that I’d wow them all with my steamy Argentine Tango and carnivalesque samba et al, and would win and would get to give a winner’s speech for the ages —I haven’t devised it and practised it a billion times—

Taskmaster.

I've a weird way of thinking sometimes. I'd fit right in. But I probably wouldn't be as funny.

I'd maybe get arrested for getting Greg Davies drunk and getting up to something unmentionable. which is the main reason for wanting to be on there

Strictly

All the oldies like Funhouse, supermarket sweep, family fortunes.

Nothing like those childhood game shows.

Escape to the Country. I want to walk into a drop-dead gorgeous kitchen the size of my entire flat and turn my nose up with a contemptuous 'It's a bit small'.

Years ago there was an American show that was like Strictly but for us non celebs.

It was a combination of Strictly and The Biggest Loser and it was called ‘Dance your Ass off’

I am overweight, I love to dance (quite good at it actually!) and I swore if there was ever a uk version I would be first in line to audition for it!

Something set in the early twentieth century. The original Upstairs Downstairs maybe, or Downton Abbey. I love the wealthy characters' costumes. I'd be Marjorie in UD or Cora in DA.

Or CJ Cregg/Abigail Bartlet in The West Wing. Awesome show.

I'd be one of Lagertha's shieldmaidens in Vikings

Or maybe Uhtred's lady in The Last Kingdom

Definitely Pointless.

I should like to be a Blue Peter presenter

Or The Doctor

Or appear on the two main channels at 3pm on Christmas Day addressing my subjects

I'd love to do voiceovers on Rick and Morty or Family Guy... and I am not a comedian or a slob, otherwise I’d love to be on Taskmaster.

Sleb, I mean

Supermarket Sweep I think. It wasn't nearly as boring as some of the quiz shows. It's due a revival. at barmaid and Peter Barlow. And Robert was OK till his hair went white.