Masterchef 2017 Part 4 no more flowers please

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its here

^^ really NOT envy

Is Stephen sous-riding onions?

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am a Kent girl

Sous - riding??!!

What ho Fork

sous-viding

I'll kill this sodding autocorrect

sous-riding sounds like some sort of Victorian sex practice.

Bugger. Forgot. Have I missed anything interesting?

Most of this just looks disgusting.

Ooh the minstrel scream has come a cropper maybe

Those apple rings look fascinating - but the CREME BRULEE!!!!!

Hubert Carrmichael was up in front of the beak after being caught sous-riding in Queenie Scraggs bawdy house.

Marcus is all excited

I'm imagining Gregg sous riding now.

Can't believe I nearly missed Chefs' Table!!

Grouchy
1st course = cheese and onion crisps
2nd course = slimy sweetbreads
3rd course = all of the duck
4th course - Bromley apples

I barely dare ask but are we Gregg free this evening?

I really wouldn't know squoosh

However, I am prepared to incorporate it into our bodice-ripper novel --because it does sound rather filthy==

Craig nearly destroyed his creme brulees, Grouchy. Kindly Marcus saved them. The Mallen is doing things to ducks. Louisa and her non-matching eyebrows has gone for sweetbreads . And smiley Steven has based his starter on cheese'n'onion crisp flavour.

It’s a cast of Bond villains
And OMG Cherish

Fucking love Cherish !!!!

Hope she gets her ruler out

sooty I hate you for that image!

and so far NO FUCKING NASTURTIUMS

@ menu four

Doesn't the gurning grocer usually show up at one of the tables like a bad smell?

Thanks for the catch up, lovelies.

Thatnkyou squoosh - I shall quote you in full

There appear to be many wankers who will be scoffing these delights.

Louisa - fluffy cashews are a Thing - don't worry about it.