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Masterchef 2017 Part 4 no more flowers please

950 replies

fourquenelles · 13/12/2017 20:44

its here

OP posts:
squoosh · 19/12/2017 20:27

Agar Agar. Are they like Duran Duran?

Halsall · 19/12/2017 20:28

'Have you got yeast-glazed grelottes?'

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 19/12/2017 20:28

Umm, I'm probably jinxing it, but is ut a Gregg free night?
"Thickening it with agar agar, a thickening agent" really?

GrouchyKiwi · 19/12/2017 20:29

Agar Agar. Are they like Duran Duran?
Grin

I love Tommy Banks. DH is feeling threatened.

Mightybanhammer · 19/12/2017 20:29

A black bordered menu. Very fitting.

ilovesooty · 19/12/2017 20:29

Only when I haven't changed my underwear,

squoosh · 19/12/2017 20:29

Onions can make some people a little windy.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 19/12/2017 20:29

sooty has given us many unpleasant images, in an ocean of unpleasant images hammer. I myself contributed AW-T's flabby white arse.

It has been a competition of hideous things - images, sweetbreads, sheep-poo, moss and Greg)g

squoosh · 19/12/2017 20:30

'Have you got yeast-glazed grelottes?'

Why yes I do kind sir. And for half a farthing I'll let you lift my petticoats and see for yourself.

GrouchyKiwi · 19/12/2017 20:30

I am not impressed by the look of lovely Steven's dish. Sorry, Steven.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 19/12/2017 20:30

'Have you got yeast-glazed grelottes?'

"No I always walk like this."

BOOM BOOM

Eric Morecambe would have loved that line Halsall

ilovesooty · 19/12/2017 20:30

Sorry Blush

Taffeta · 19/12/2017 20:30

Proper wanky starter Stephven

Halsall · 19/12/2017 20:31

Remind me how many sacks of onions were sacrificed for those tiny plates of dainty scraps?

Mightybanhammer · 19/12/2017 20:31

Oh this is too poncey by far for me.

squoosh · 19/12/2017 20:32

OH BLOODY HELL I SEE THE GURNING ONE

Sad Sad

SchadenfreudePersonified · 19/12/2017 20:32

Oinion Apocalypse - sorry Stephven . . .

Who's the scottish wanker?

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 19/12/2017 20:32

Is that it? A lot of work for not much.

GrouchyKiwi · 19/12/2017 20:32

Why are they not telling us some of the chefs' names? I want to know!

Taffeta · 19/12/2017 20:33

The Grocer snuck in Shock

fourquenelles · 19/12/2017 20:33

OK so who said his name 3 times then? Eh? Eh? Confess!

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ilovesooty · 19/12/2017 20:33

Gary is back!

Halsall · 19/12/2017 20:33

Squoosh and Schaden I knew I could count on you both Grin. Get those lines in the novel pronto.

Oh fuck, it's Greggggggggg........Angry

GrouchyKiwi · 19/12/2017 20:33

Jocky Petrie is lovely, Schaden. He's always very complimentary and gives good feedback. I like him.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 19/12/2017 20:34

SHUTTUP GREG(G)

What did the Wee Chef from last year say? DH spoke and I couldn't hear the telly. the ratbag